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The theroy that light bulbs are actually dark suck
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The Theory of Dark Suckers
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For years it was believed that light was emitted from an
electric bulb; recent information has proven otherwise --- dark
is sucked into the bulb --- therefore, the bulb is a dark
sucker.
There are many types and sizes of dark suckers. The
largest manufacturers of dark suckers are General Electric and
Sylvania. Some modern dark suckers utilize solid power to
operate properly. Solid power units can be purchased from
Exide, Eveready and Duracell.
The dark sucker theory proves the existance of dark suckers
as well as proving that dark is heavier than light. Some
examples are as follows:
Electric bulbs: There is less dark near the electric bulb
than at a distance of one hundred feet when it is operating;
therefore, it is sucking dark and can be classified as a dark
sucker. The larger the dark sucker, the greater the distance it
can suck dark. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its
capacity of dark. The dark sucking capabilities are evident
when the dark sucker has reached its capacity and will no longer
suck dark. At that point, you may notice the dark area on the
inside portion of the dark sucker. The larger the dark sucker,
the larger the area of dark found within. This type of dark
sucker can be made directional by placing a shield around a
portion of the unit or behind it. This will prevent dark from
entering the dark sucker from that side thereby extending the
range of the dark sucker on the unprotected/unshielded side.
Candles; primitive dark suckers: There is more dark thirty
feet from a lit candle than there is at three feet. Proof of
its dark sucking capabilities is relatively simple. Examine a
new, unused candle, notice that the center core is not dark.
Ignite the center core. Allow the center core to burn for about
five minutes. Notice the lack of dark around the candle.
Extinguish the candle flame. Notice that the center core of the
candle is now dark. The center core is a dark sucker protected
by a soft insulator to extend its life expectancy and maintain
rigidity. To verify that this primitive dark sucker is
operating properly, ignite the center core and allow it to burn
for a minimum of two minutes. Pass a clean pencil over the top
of the flame, left to right, approximately three inches above
the center core. Notice there is no dark on the pencil. Pass
the pencil over the center core now about 1/2 inch. Notice
that the pencil now has a dark area. The pencil blocked the
path of the dark being sucked to the center core of the dark
sucker. This type of dark sucker is very primitive and does not
suck dark any great distance, nor does it have a large capacity.
Dark sucker solid power units may be purchased locally at a
variety of outlets. Size does not determine the life expectancy
of the dark sucker solid power unit. These solid power units
work with many modern dark suckers, and absorb dark from the
dark sucker. The absorbed dark is converted to solid power
within the unit.
An example of this conversion of dark into solid power is
in the automobile of today: Notice an auto in use during dark
hours. Two (possibly four) large dark suckers are located on
the front and on the rear there are two (or three) smaller dark
suckers with red filters. You may also notice several dark
suckers with yellow filters. These filters are required to
remove a percentage of red and yellow from total dark so as to
energize the solid power unit. The solid power unit permits the
auto to be utilized in the hours of no dark by the dark it has
absorbed. The number of dark suckers varies with the age of the
automobile. Newer automobile solid power units require a
greater percentage of red-filtered dark. Older units generally
require more non-filtered dark.
The solid power unit of the automobile has a dark interior.
This can be proven by cutting the solid power unit in half.
Dark is heavier than light. Dark always settles to the bottom
of a lake and or river. Submerge just below the surface of a
lake and you will notice an absence of dark. Lower yourself to
fifteen feet below the surface and you will notice a degree of
darkness even on a sunny, bright day. Lower yourself to fifty
feet (or more) below the surface and you are in total dark.
Ergo, the dark has settled to the bottom, therefore; dark is
heavier than light.
Modern technology has allowed us to utilize the dark that
has settled to the bottom of large rivers through the creation
of turbines which push the dark downriver to the ocean, which
has a larger holding capacity for dark and is a common
safe-storage location. As the dark is passed through the
turbine, a percentage of solid power is removed and transmitted
to various short-term storage facilities for many uses. Prior to
turbines, it was much more difficult to move the dark from rivers
to storage areas such as deep lakes or the ocean. The indians
would paddle their canoes very little and not very deeply if
they were going in the direction of the flow of dark so as not
to slow it down. However, if they were traveling opposite the
natural flow of dark, they would dig their paddles very deeply
and rapidly to assist the flow of dark to its ocean storage
place.
Dark is faster than light. If you would open a drawer very
slowly, you will notice that light goes into the drawer. You
can see this happen. You cannot see the dark leave the drawer.
Continue to open the drawer and light will continue to enter the
drawer; however, you will not see any dark leave the drawer.
Therefore, dark is faster than light. Go into a closet, close
the door and turn off the dark sucker. Have a friend open the
door about one inch. Your friend will not see any dark leave
the closet, nor will you. Have your friend open the door until
half the closet is dark and half is light. Since two objects
cannot occupy the same space at the same time, and you do not
feel any change in pressure, by compressing the dark, it is
logical to assume that dark is faster than light.
One last proof. What is a by-product of the movement of
dark? Heat. What is a by-product of dark suckers? Heat again.
Therefore, a dark sucker generates heat during its operation,
sucking dark from the surrounding area.
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