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Satan worshipping at home

Home Satan Worshipper's Guide

Introduction
Do you worship Satan? Are you interested in becoming a Satan Worsiper? Just plain curious? If youswer yes to any of these questions then this is for you!

Satan and You!
Now you may ask, "Who exactly is this Satan guy?" Well, the most common answers are something likark Lord and Ruler of the Underworld, or Satan, my God. He's all of those and more than that! esnc,hlpful, ulrak00l, and even your best friend. You know why he's soooo cool? He can kill enmis,brngyo geat riches, bring you great babes as love slaves, and even help you with your homeork Yo pat i ths i to become one of his many followers. Sure, there's a good charge... your sol is't to muh. Bt thnk o all the benefits! If you are interested purge onward...

Worshipping at Home
First to be able to successfully call up the Omnipotent Ruler of the Dark Side, you must construcltar. This altar can be anything from milk crakes to a desk. Specially made ones from occult soe a lo be purchased. Also a pentagram on the floor works well enough.
Now that you have something like an altar you need to make it holy. You can add heads and skulls imals and such and also draw on lots of nifty sybols. The last step is to make a sacrifice on t ml nmals and children work best at first. Then you should start getting into dogs and 3rd grdes.Cas ndchcklens also work. Remember: Anything less might do more bad then good!
Also music can be used to set the atmosphere. Loud and fast work work as well. Try slow and power praying to. Bands like Godflesh and Floyd. Loud fast stuff is good for your spare time. Recomeddbnsare Morbid Angel and Diecide. Drugs can also better the experience.
If you parents or many visitors that you don't want to know about this llittle thing of yours, thmight need other stuff. Sheets work to cover up small altars or pentagrams. Rugs can also be pto losto hide ones there. Also small more portable altars are good. You don't want to move it oomuh aye ve forcing the altar unholy. Just one you can put in the closet or something.

Conclusion
This is more than beneficial, it's fun! Think all all you can get. Sacrificing is a joy in itself will flock to you! All your wildest dreams, suddenly possible. Endless excitement!
Just think - All this is yours if you just try...
Written by:
Scum
Scum does not endorse actually doing any of the above mentioned. Of course I'm not condoning it ebut does is matter? I am not to be held responsible for any actual actions resulting from the etaoe
Hallelulah! Praise Satan!
Always Remember: Satan is your best friend.
 
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