"Bob" and the Church of the Subgenius

It should be painfully obvious by now that the world as we know it won't last too damn much longer. And what are you doing about it? Going to work or school, coming home, goofing around. What will happen to your routine when all the shit comes down on us at once? Don't you feel responsible for trying to help this endangered planet?

No? Good. The fact is, it's too late. There isn't a god-damned thing you as an individual can do about eco-disaster, nuclear death, overpopulation and so on. Things are going to Hell on a fast train and about the only thing you, or anyone else besides the Rockefellers, can do about it is to just sit back and watch the show.

	2 ASCII Dobbs heads
	Another ASCII pic of Bob
	Another ASCII picture of Bob
	Attack of the 50- Foot Bob
	Christmas with Bob, or Bob goes to school
	Church of the Sub- Genius tape transcript
	Church of the SubGenius Application Form
	WHAT THE H E L L DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
	Church of the SubGenius pamphlet
	Coupon for ordering SubGenius errata
	Join before it is too late!
	Klones in Maturation find no Slack
	Obtain Slack and Keep It
	If you ever want to escape the vicious Killer Robot Dogs of the BACKWARDS Time Universe, you need several special items.
	On the Trail of High Weirdness
	"The kooks are our future," he says.
	Philo Drummond speaks out and wants your money
	Praise Bob ! More spew from The Church
	Press Release about SubGenius 5th Annual Devival i
	SubGenius News Issue 002
	SubGenius News Issue 003
	SubGenius News Issue 004
	SubGenius News Issue 005
	SubGenius News Issue 007
	SubGenius News Issue 008
	SubGenius Sources #1 - An Interview with Paul Mavr
	SubGenius Sources #2 - The Brag of the SubGenius
	SubGenius Sources #3 - The World Ends Tomorrow and
	SubGenius Sources #5 - Abiezer Coppe's A Fiery Fly
	The Book Of The SubGenius, Chapter 0
	The Book Of The SubGenius, Chapter 1
	The Book of Shag - lost SubGenius prophet
	The Conspiracy, Part 1	by Rev. Ivan Stang
	I don't seriously expect anyone to understand this. Those who claim to are lying! No, we're not supposed to know that THE ADVERSARY is not some grimy weirdo cranking out crack-pot rants in a filthy basement, or a Cult Leader wearing mystic symbols on an afternoon TV talk show.
	The Conspiracy, Part 2	by Rev. Ivan Stang
	Humans would rather fight their neighbors than the Conspiracy. That's been the key to Their success. Pinks prefer the familiar in everything, ESPECIALLY enemies.
	The Conspiracy, Part 3	by Rev. Ivan Stang
	They would completely deprive you of freedom if they could, but, out of necessity, to keep you alive for another year, they grudgingly give you Sundays, sometimes Saturdays, sometimes a whole week out of your life for that minimum life-sustaining taste of false freedom. And what do the Normals do with the illusion of "freedom" the CON grudgingly rations out? Most folks mow their lawns, wash their cars, do errands or go to church(!).
	The Miracle of Bob's Tyranny and the Alchemy of Sales
	The Church of the SubGenius is the sale, the big PITCH, and when the world buys it, you get the commission...you and those oh, so few others sharp enough to be part of this great Sales Team.
	What is Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth?
	Who is Bob?
	Max Out. Eat Pudding. Get Slack.