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The second fucking coming of Satan's Christ child

Cult of the Evil Jesus
By
Evil Jesus

The second coming of Christ is upon us, but this time the son of
satan has risen as the Christ child. He will institute a new regime
of the lesser and pitiful human race. They will be the leaders of
the overthrow of first century Christianity to replace with the new
Christianity of the chosen Christ child of Satan. He will be the
savior of the mindless swines and make them his slaves to serve
only him and his father in the underworld. God's mighty empire will
crumble to instate the "Evil Christ" as the controlling lord and
his father Satan as God. With this changing of monarchy, will come
the ways of the Dark One. The seas will flow with the blood of the
nonbelievers, and those spared will consume the fleshy remains.
Death and disease will flourish throughout the lands as the
unworthy human hosts give their bodies so that the smaller of the
evil parasites may feast and flourish. If you do not follow; if you
do not believe, if you are not among the followers, you will be
among those cursed to suffer the eternal affliction of the evil who
curse this land before you.

If any of you dick headed bleeding brained assholes have any
mindless questions or you want to lodge some more shit in your
fucking puny brain because you have accepted the ways of my fucking
father I, E-mail me and pray to the underlord that you will be
saved.
 
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