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Hand this out to all those fucking Jehovah's Witle

Questions and Answers About the Second Coming
By
Evil Jesus


Why Do You Think Jesus Created Hell?

Jesus needed a dwelling to rest in a 2000 year womb of hell
before his rebirth. His betrayal of the Christian ideals and
deception to the human race has paved the way to his rise to power.

God Will Save Us!

The fuck he will! Jahova is all powerful and all knowing. If
Jehova never wanted this to happen, he would have known it was to
happen, and therefor prevented it. He is anything but good. He is
the ultimate yin yang. The reign of peace has spanned many years
and soon, it's life, like every life, will have ended which will
bring about a time to recreate the earth once more.

Hey, Jesus Is Not Evil! He Loves Me!

Yeah, he loves you like a red-headed step-child! Jesus HATES
you! If he is so fucking good, then why did he inspire the Bible
and Christianity. When we get right down to it, we must ask
ourselves, what has caused more wars, more hatred, caused more
alienation and destruction than anything else in known history? I
think you'll find your answer in the Christian Bible.

How Can This Be Prevented?

It can't! Jesus hates the living. We can never hope to ever
understand why because Jesus is so incomprehensibly superior to us,
it is beyond our ration of thought. Kill yourself and meet him! The
only way to ever hope to stop Jesus from hating your pathetic ass
is to kill yourself to prove how much you love and fear him. The
reward will be nirvana.

Don't be to fucking afraid to leave me your dickheaded babble
E-mail to me on &TOTSE...

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