Do You Bite Your Thumb At Me Sir?

by AznSensation

Hey everyone! E.P. The Azn Sensation is back and better than ever. Now that I've got the gist of this whole submission thing I hope that you'll be seeing a lot more of me because I have one big mouth. I'm going to break this article down into a few different sections for you to make it easy, or just because I don't want to confuse the shit out of you mindless drones.

I. Breakdown:

I agree whole heartedly that if gods or goddesses do exist that they cannot be created out of the minds of some childish or in some cases brilliant person. They're either there or they aren't, they cannot be created. I'm sure that a large part of religion is psychosematic(spelling?) and that thinking about it helps to make you think that it's true so I can also understand why these people would do such a thing as invent a belief structure to follow. Now before we can delve further into this topic we have to look at what religion really is, or at least what I think it is.

II.What is Religion?

Religion is a general idea that is used to explain how things came to be and why things are the way they are. Ocassionally it is used to predict the future as well. Now I'm sure at one point or another we've all thought about what it would be like to make our own religion and actually have followers but not many act on it or want to act on it. Now here's the big thing. I believe there's a god, or some sort of higher power and here's why:

In science we try to break things down to their simplest form, and nothing is formed from nothing, but the simplest form of anything is nothing. Are you with me so far? So if the simplest form of something is nothing, and you need something to react with something else to create something, then how is it that everything has come from nothing? It's not possible. Don't give me that "We don't have the technology or the knowledge to work this out" bullshit. I don't want to hear it. I don't have a problem with anyones beliefs but I don't want anyone coming up to me and disproving mine. Am I sending this article to your e-mail? No I'm not, you read it on your own so don't send your beliefs into mine. Now that we have that covered, the religions that we all believe in, or lack of religions, are they real? Or figments of the imaginations of people from a long time ago? How do we know whether or not some guy just decided that it would be cool to make a bunch of shit up? If it's ok for them to do it why not us? It's this new age state of mind, the idea that religions aren't important if they aren't ancient. I think that religion is just an idea to stop your head from exploding from questioning too much. It's a safety, a way to keep you from going insane. Even believing in something retarded (Divert back to the butterflies with strap-on dildos) can keep you sane. So is creating your own belief structure so wrong? Yes and no. Would it be considered blasphame? I think not, if so why haven't the Christians, Jews, Buddhists, and Islamic's been struck with lightning? I think that true religion, that the real god, goddess, deity person is something far from what we make up and comprehend and that they're sitting there laughing "OH god this is great. Did you hear that? They think my son got nailed to a board! What fucking idiots!" Which brings me to another subject which I believe was discussed on the BBS.

III. God: Good or Bad?

Neutral. Who says that just because he's all powerful and omniscient that he has to be this great guy. How do we know that he's not a scumbag? Then again how do we know that he's not the greatest guy ever? People think that just because he's high and mighty that he has to be good, that or they're afraid to say otherwise. God created man in his image, or so it's said by some. Well if he did then he has strengths and weaknesses, good points and bad. When I think image, I don't only think looks, I think the general mindset and mannerism. So what of this? God has desires, has evil pleasures, and things that he finds humorous that we wouldn't find so funny. Think of the president being god on a smaller scale. That's why we're able to talk shit about Bush. No one fucking cares, he's a douche say anything you want about him. But aside from that, there are a lot of people who keep their mouth shut because they're afraid to say anything. Another part of this is that there are the people who know a lot about him, think they know a lot about him, and are totally ignorant about him. Oh and then there are those that just don't care which in the religious world would be those who have no religion. Those who know a lot about him would be the people who really have spoken to god, goddess, gods, goddesses but no one believes. Those who are ignorant, well that's practically everyone, and those who think they know everything would be the big religions: Christianity, Judaism, and Buddhism. I'm done with my rant, I have to go create an altar for my new god of the MP3.