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Shit Happens - A comparitive analysis of the world

A Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies

Taoism Shit Happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it really isn't shit and it isn't
happening.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Islam By the will of Allah, shit happens.
Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else.
Roman Catholic Church If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism Why does shit always happen to us?
Atheism This shit's not happening.
Agnosticism Farts happen.
Jehovah's Witnesses Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
Hare Krishna Shit happens. Shit happens. Shit. Shit. Happens.
Happens. Shit happens.
Paganism Shit is part of the Goddess, too!
Church of Scientology Feces occurs.
 
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