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The definitive guide to being a Knyght of Azlum

Moebius presents... October 2, 1995


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- So you want to be a Knyght? -
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Well, you've read all my essays and you've tried the meditation. You've started
to live by your dreams. The next logical step is to join Azlum. This essay
will focus on the Knyghts of Azlum rather than the Temple of the Ethereal Sun,
which will be described in a later essay.

What does it mean to be a Knyght? Let's see...

You MUST believe completely in the religion of Azlum

You MUST believe that chivalry isn't dead

You MUST be tolerant of all people unless they wrong you or another
another Knyght, follower, ect.

Those are the basic requirements if there really are any at all. A knyght
searches the world for knowledge, understanding, and personal goals. You, as
a knyght, will help those who truly deserve help. You will stand up for those
who cannot stand up for themselves.

As a knyght you will spread Azlum throughout the world. You will be the militant
side of Azlum, the hand of vengeance for the enlightened ones.

The weapons of the knyght are his mind, soul, faith, and sword. Yes, in keeping
with the beliefs set forth in "Violence, crime, punishment, and Azlum" a sword
is the ideal but not required weapon of a Knyght of Azlum.

If you are interested in becoming a Knyght of Azlum or are just curious about
Azlum then contact me at one of the following (I should be available depending
on when you read this):

$TOTSE: 1-(510)-935-5845

Home: 1-(303)-343-4053


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