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F.U.C.K. - Tenets

First Untied Church Kalisti
Tenets
- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote

1. First Untied Church Kalisti (hereafter known as
F.U.C.K.) is a Religious Organization dedicated to the
Illumination of Humanity to its highest potential. This
Illumination is given by electronic media as messages
and text files on electronic bulletin board systems
(BBSs) located around the world for that purpose. All
services are held in this manner. The mailing address
for the main organization is P.O. Box 4062, Kingman, AZ
86402. The data phone number is (602) 753-3784. The
voice message phone number is (602) 753-3615.

2. F.U.C.K. follows the supreme rules of Agnosticism
tempered by the attention of the Goddess Eris, the God
Coyote, and other deites of "Excrement Occurs", and the
recognition of the fundamental Truth of Murphy's Laws.

3. F.U.C.K. does not condone actions which are illegal or
unethical in nature. F.U.C.K. ethics are defined in the
document "First Untied Church Kalisti Ethics"
(FUCK_ETH.ZIP).

4. F.U.C.K. Organization includes one Avatar, plus at least
one Pope of Discordia per BBS. Popes of Discordia have
final say on their on BBSs, as all F.U.C.K. positions
are voluntary, including the use of any equipment,
including Computer and any other information media, and
if a volunteer leaves the Church, he or she takes their
equipment with them. F.U.C.K. is not responsible for
costs incurred by volunteers, nor will it receive
payment from them for any reason whatsoever.

5. F.U.C.K. holds education in all subjects as the Key to
Illumination and the only True Path to Nirvanna, so it
has begun a campaign to "Just Say Know", which is
considered the answer to Life, the Universe, and
Everything. We believe that the human species will rise
to a higher plane of existance when bigotry and
ignorance are extinct and freedom of the soul is
complete with no constraints.
 
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