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F.U.C.K. - Organization (First United Church of Ka

First Untied Church Kalisti
Organization
- Copyright 1992 by Grinning Coyote

The AVATAR
There shall be one Avatar of F.U.C.K. He or she is
answerable only to Eris, Coyote and other deities. The
responsibilities of the Avatar are as follows:

A. Review and release all sermons.
B. Maintain F.U.C.K. Headquarters BBS, paying all phone
bills for the Headquarters, and upgrading whenever
possible and/or necessary.
C. Keep copies of all F.U.C.K. materials in the
Download and File Request areas online and backed up
at all times.
D. Make all Church Policy.
E. Able to Appoint any position except Popes of Eris
and Kalisti, except on his or her own BBS.

1. POPES of DISCORDIA
There shall be either one or two Pope of Discordia
per BBS which is part of F.U.C.K. He and/or she is
answerable only to the Avatar regarding Church
matters, but have full and complete power over his
and/or her own BBS. The responsibilities of the
Popes of Discordia are as follows:

A. Able to submit Sermons.
B. Maintain the BBS which they are in charge of.
C. Offer F.U.C.K. materials whenever possible.
D. Make all BBS policy.
E. Able to appoint any position below them.

2. POPES of ERIS
Popes of Eris are appointed as needed in order to
help individual Popes of Discordia in the workings
of their BBSs. Responsibilities of Popes of Eris
are as follows:

A. Able to submit Sermons
B. Help the sponsoring Pope of Discordia in any way
requested.
C. Be knowledgible of F.U.C.K. materials.
D. Able to appoint Popes of Nox and below.

3. POPES of KALISTI
Popes of Kalisti are appointed under special
circumstances by Popes of Discordia. They have no
responsibilities that they may submit Sermons.
Other benefits are the sole responsibility of the
sponsoring Pope of Discordia on the individual BBS
involved.

4. POPES of NOX
Popes of Nox are appointed at any time by Popes of
Eris and above as a reward for Illumination. They
are allowed to submit Sermons, but have no other
responsibilities or benefits whatsoever.

5. PRACTITIONERS and PETITIONERS
Practitioners and Petitioners are considered members
who hold no office. The practitioner is the normal
member of F.U.C.K. Petitioners are those
Practitioners who have submitted a Sermon but have
not yet had it accepted by the Avatar. Once the
Sermon has been accepted, the Petitioner will be
notified of his or her new status as a Pope of Nox.
 
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