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Book Of The Dead #2


The author takes no responsibility for, nor does
the assume any liability for, damages resulting
from the use of information in this document.
This document is for informational purposes only.

The following are all ex-directory phone numbers
and can give hours of fun at a party. Depending
on who you call will depend on whether or not they
will speak to you. The numbers are current at
this time (18/12/89).

Some numbers may change or become unobtainable
over the following period due to heavy use.

If you do decide to call any number outside the
U.K. remember that there is a time differance to
the U.S.A. So if you call L.A at midnight our
time it will be around four in the afternoon there.
RICHARD RODNEY BENNETT...COMPOSER LONDON 734-4192
Leonard Bernstein 010-1-212-5808700
George Basil Hume 01-834-4717
Henry Moore 027-984-2566
Rudolf Nureyev 01-493-9185
Woody Allen 010-1-212-2356000
Alan Bates 01-439-4371
Warren Beatty 010-1-213-2747451
Dirk Bogarede 01-493-1610
Marlon Brando 010-1-213-2719144
Charles Bronson 010-1-213-271516
Mel Brookes 010-1-213-2772211
James Caan 010-1-213-2747451
Michel Cain 01-629-8080
Richard Chamberlain 010-1-213-2737190
Michel Crawford 01-439-4371
Tony Curtis 010-1-213-2781690
Robert De Niro 010-1-212-697980
Kirk Douglas 010-1-213-2745294
Richard Dreyfuss TARZANA (USA) 7050806
Clint Eastwood 010-1-818-8436000
Elliot Gould 010-1-213-5504000
Charlton Heston 010-1-213-2737190
Dustin Hoffman 010-1-212-4723738
Bob Hope 010-1-818-8412020
Kris Kristofferson 010-1-212-4898027
Burt Lancaster 010-1-212-5565600
Paul Newman 010-1-212-4857100
Jack Nicholson 010-1-213-2785200
Robert Redford 010-1-212-4848736
Burt Reynolds 010-1-213-6526005
Omar Sharif 01-734-9361
Silvester Stallone 010-1-213-2732192
John Travolta 010-1-213-2748518
John Voight 010-1-213-5560221

Now for a few explorers.

David Attenborough 01-940-5055
Chris Bonnington 069-98-286
Sir Ranulph Fiennes 079-85-302

Next a few religious heads of churches.

The Aga Khan 010-331-6338547
Billy Grayham 010-1-612-3380500
Pope John Paul 010-396-6982
Rev Robert Runce 01-928-6222
The Rev Sung Myong Moon 010-1-212-7305782

Here are a few world champion racing drivers.

Jack Brabham (Sir) 01-937-4343
Emerson Fittipaldi 010-55-11-2110219
James Hunt 01-637-5377
Jackie Stawart 010-41-22-610152

Boxers.

Mahammad Ali DEARFIELD (USA) 3661710
George Forman HAYWARD (USA) 5385458
Joe Frazier 010-1-215-732213

Writers.

Isaac Asimov 010-1-212-3621564
Arther C Clark 010-94-1-94255
Rolhal Dahl 024-06-2757
Len Deighton 01-636-9395
Graham Green 01-836-9081
Ralph Hammond Innes 0473-3294.
Alistair Maclean 01-493-7070
George Simenon 010-41-21-333979

Cricket.

Ian Botham 0823-72946
Greg Chappell 088-73-2295416
Colin Cowdrey 088-388-2838989
Sir Leonard Hutton 01-940-604
Dennis Lillie 010-61-9-3610555

Good places to have a party.

Blenham Palace 0993-811325
Buckinham Palace 01-939-4832
Chateau-De-Versailles 010-33-13-9505832
Lambeth Palace 01-928-6222
Singersniel Diamond 010-1-213-5507100
David Essex 01-589-0884
Mick Jagger 010-1-212-3622700
Barry Manilow 010-1-212-5954330
Dina Ross 010-1-213-4683491

Important People.

H.M. The Queen Elizabeth II 01-930-4832
Margret Thatcher 01-287-3650
Anthony Wedgwood Benn 01-219-3000

If you are at a party and its somebody who you hate try dialing.

Tokyo Talking Clock 010-813-2324471

Remember * NOT * to replace the handset.X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
 
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