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The finer points of Azlum as related by Moebius

Moebius presents...

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- The finer points of -
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Azlum is a relatively simple religion, however, all religions have their little
differences and details.

The Azlumic sign: join your index and middle fingers together for Azlumic rituals
To "cross" yourself simple place your hand at your navel, slant it upwards until
it reaches your left nipple, and then complete by crossing to your right nipple.
This creates an invisible isosceles triangle which is pointing downwards.

The Azlumic meditation stance: once again join your index and middle fingers together
and and cross your arms so that your palms are pointing towards your face.
If you wish to affect the exterior world, simply reverse the palms position.
You may also create different symbols by placing the hands in unique fashions.

One more ritual: take your fingers and touch them to your temple and wave them
out as if taking in the entire world. This is used as a symbol for
understanding or thanks. Typically follows the "crossing".

An important difference between Azlum and other religions:

Many religions, though their religious differences are quite superficial, say
that if you do not expressly follow their order, you will be damned. Azlum is
not like this. We tolerate all beings, unless they wrong us.

I can understand if you don't follow Azlum, it is hard to make religious choices
in this age. Still, rest assured your ascension to the next incarnation is insured
whether you follow us or not. If you follow us you will simply be better prepared,
that is all.

Fun Fact:

Asylum + Zodiac = Azlum = "Sign of the Insane"

May you never fear the dark with the ethereal sun burning within your soul.

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