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The long awaited Dictionary of Azlum!

Moebius presents...

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- The Azlumic -
- Dictionary -
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Or:

"You use your dic, and I'll use mine."



FROOPY [fru-pee]: 1. adj. An Azlumic word equivalent to cool, awesome, and somewhat neat.
2. adj. An Azlumic word equivalent to sexy or attractive.

NOTE: Typically the sexual connotation of Froopy is used on people
while passing them by or talking about them. Generally, the double-o
sound is elongated to insure the sexual connotation. Ex: Man, she's
looking frooooooopy!
In cases of calling a friend Froopy to mean that they are cool, it is
up to the friend to figure out which usage is being employed. This is
one of the more appealing sides of the word.

MATRIX [ma-trics]: 1. n. The incoporeal univers of a conscious computer.
2. n. The space in which the illuminated secret society known as
the net makes themselves known.
3. v. To upload information.

AZLUM [az-lum]: 1. n. The fourth undefined term in geometry. 2. n. A form of
existence which borders between the conscious and sub-conscious.
3. adj. A culture which blends different forms of mysticism, politics,
technology, and alchemism.
4. n. A language which is used by those belonging to Azlum, reffered to
as Azlumic.
5. n. A force which can be either malevolent or benevolent, an unseen
intelligence.
6. n. The force which binds all things together to form REALITY as we know
it (sense 1).

REALITY [you should know]: 1. n. The substance behind the laws of physics,
chemistry, ect. The culmination of all that we know to be true, as in
Reality as we know it.
2. n. The collection of everyday delusions that we create to block out
that which disturbs us.
3. n. The force which AZLUM uses to influence the conscious world; The
force which those who practice the belief of Azlum believe can be
controlled; The force which the sub-conscious uses to communicate with
the conscious mind.

MYSTIK [miss-tick]: 1. n. Az Azlumic poet, writer, scribe, ect. who uses their
writings to help focus their abilities to meld REALITY.
2. n. The generic term for an Azlumic priest/monk.
3. adj. A term to describe a written work that holds many powerful
TRUTHS.

TRUTH [no help]: 1. n. The wormholes in REALITY through which Azlumic
ACCOLYTES can use their abilities.

ACCOLYTE [ack-o-lite] 1. n. A person who is of AZLUM; generally a MYSTIK or
other thinker who, through realization or accident, has joined with
AZLUM.

LEYON [lae-on] 1. n. A temporal and/or spatial anomaly caused by the use/abuse
of AZLUM. May or may not be visible.

JYHAD [jee-had] 1. n. A person who has very strong potential to use/abuse
REALITY and other powers. A jyhad is hard to weed out from the others
because he/she appears to those of AZLUM without warning. They are also
believed to be stronger than those of AZLUM.

NOTE: The word Jyhad comes from the mythical realm where the being called
Azlum was imprisoned for five centuries.

ETHER [esther]: 1. n. The collective term which pertains to all the unexplained
forces, secret-societies, and non-REALITY based beings in the universe
and beyond.
2. n. A nerve-numbing gas. Also called Funny Fumes.

Note: The term Funny Fumes can be used to describe the unseen force
which causes people to giggle when under pressure or to laugh for a
very long time at something humurous.

I hope you have enjoyed this lysergic lexicon.

IMPORTANT:
Please send this to every BBS you can find. Thanks, may your dreams
bring you wisdom beyond the ages.

 
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