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The religion of doubt part one: Introduction to th


The OFFICAL pamphlet for...

AZLUM
!!!!!

written and imagined in a drug induced wonderland by,
Moebius of Azlum

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- Are you frustrated with mainstream -
- religions? -
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Are you all fucked up by ever schmuck on the street telling you that
God is coming? That you owe everything to God? That you should spend your
life in pious worship??!!

FORGET ALL THAT BULLSHIT!!

Join Azlum, the one true piatic religion.
Join Azlum, and never be afraid to say "I don't believe you!"

Yes, join Azlum the religion of doubt, intellect, drugs, sex, and
whatever else you want.

Do you feel that the pagans were right? That little green men
really did control the assassination of JFK? That the clipper chip is
really just another way of turning the government's leash into a noose?
And that the war on drugs is just propaganda to make Azmerica safe for
alcoholism?

Then Join Azlum, for Eternity's sake!

Learn that magic is real, fingd the true meaning of REALITY and TRUTH.

Join the only religion that is just a philosophical add-on to your current
beliefs!

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Soon, the Azlumic movement will sweep over the entire
W
O
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L
D
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Look for additional publications and remember:
ONLY YOU, can start fires.
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That's right: start learning the mysteries of Azlum and not only became
a priest in the ARCANE arts, but also become a Knyght in the order of:
THE SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANARCHISM!

Yes, sodomise the government and love it!!

Note:
Azlum is a real religion, but i'm still not sure whether i'm a real
person.

TIME IS MONEY AND SPACE IS INTEREST, FNORD!

brought to you by: Moebius, high priest of Azlum

PLEASE: copy to every single BBS in the material plane and any others you
can think of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moebius can be reached at the Home BBS: (303)-343-4053
 
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