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African Pentecostal Elite Members Ritual Guide

African Pentecostal Church: Elite Members Ritual Guide to Worshipping the true Lord of the world Yehova

(Third Edition, 1985)

[Translators Note, In the Swahili langauge the personal name of God, i.e. Jehovah is written and pronounced Yehova, which as be retained in this translation.]

Foreward

This is the secret manual only the "Elite Members" of the Pentecostal Church are to have, this manual was smuggled out of Africa in in the early 90's and translated into the English language for the first time in the year 2002.

I was part of this Elite class but after some incidences I left and smuggled the manual out of Africa instead of giving it back to the Pastor. I will not provide my name nor any futher details, doing so would lead some to identify me and promptly hunt me down and put me to death.

This translation is to serve as a reminder of such horrible acts that go on in Africa and the harm they cause, please read with an open mind and remember these people are miss guided and not knowing wicked.

BOOK I: Basic Rituals & Duties

Preface

Welcome reader, for you are of the Elite in the Pentecostal movement. You have been tested and passed the many requirements that the Lord Yehova has put before you.

Only the best of the best, the holiest of holy shall gaze upon this work, for Yehova commanded that only 144,000 shall see Heaven.

This guide will serve you on your quest to reach the Kingdom of Yehova, study it and follow it's rituals well and you shall see Christ upon your death.

Section The First: Baptism in the Blood of the Lamb.

The Pastor of the Chuch shall take lambs fit for slaughter and bring it down into the church's basement and then gather those who have been deemed "The Elite."

(The Elites are to wear white silk robes during this baptism ritual.)

The Pastor shall take the lambs and cut there thoats and fill the baptisal pool with it's blood. After the pool has been filled with the sacred blood the Pastor shall baptism the Elite in the standard submersion method.

During submission the Pastor shall say these words:

"In The Name of Yehova, Christ, and the Holy Spirit, I redeem your soul and spirit."

and the Elite shall say "Amen" after the baptism.

The silk robes shall be saved for future Elite services (these robes are worn during all the rituals preformed by the Elite.)

Section The Second: The Dove Sacrifice.

The Pastor shall take a Dove which symbolizes the Holy Spirit and sacrifice it every Sabbath (that is on Saturday.)

The dove shall have it's head cut off with the ritual knife and it's blood poored into the Holy Communion Cup and it's blood shall be drank by all the Elite, for this fills us with the Holy Spirit.

During the pooring of the blood all shall say this prayer:

"O, our Lord Yehova, may you fill us with the Holy Spirit. Yea we are of the holy of holies. We are you humble servants."

Section The Third: Duties

As the Elite it is your duty to report heretics to your local Pastor. Heretics include:

  • Those you doubt the power of Yehova.
  • Those who follow a faith other than Pentecostalism.
  • Those who are of the Devil:
    • Homosexuals
    • Families that practice incest
    • People with red eyes
    • Believe in charms and spells, etc.

If you find a heretic alone it is just to terminate his/her life, for such are not of Yehova and do not deserve life.

BOOK II: The Most High Secrets Of The Kingdom of Yehovah

(NOTE TO THE ELITE) These sections are not included in this manual, once your trial period has passed your Pastor shall give you Section Four-Eight to complete you transition into Yehova's Kingdom.

Section The Fourth: Esoterica

Section The Fifth: Prayers & Their Secrets

Section The Sixth: Secret Hand Signs

Section The Seventh: Code Phrases To Enter Heaven

Section The Eighth: Yehova, Who This Being Is & What He Looks Like.

---End of Translation---

 
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