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Jesus Loves You! Kill Yourself and Meet Him!

by Stephen Ducat

JESUS LOVES YOU!

KILL YOURSELF!

The humiliation and joyless vapidity of daily existence, where life is only survival, is a part of necessary suffering, in accord with HIS plan, which will cleanse your soul for the afterlife to come.

So, brothers and sisters of the Cross, you who have accepted Jesus Christ into your hearts, who have forgiven your trespassers, and who regard the daily plate of excrement as the Holy Sacrament of Fate, give that final testimony of Faith and

Leap for the Lord!

(insert map to local cliff, high bridge, etc. here)

Come Children of GOD, to ___(local landmark)__ on __(date & time)__ for the first Annual MEET-YOUR-MAKER Marathon and punctuate your life of rigorous devotion and concientious self denial with the SUPREME Sacrifice:

Jump For JESUS!!

(You sociopathic heretics who believe that boredom ISN'T the will of GOD, Who say that its the commodity economy and its capitalist pimps (forgive them Jesus!) that reduce men and women to mere objects in the order of things, and who have yet to recognize the impossibility of changing life on Earth, call the TCC at (-----------) so that we can help you dispell such blasphemous ideas and welcome you into the company of JESUS!)

So as to dispell any unintended illusions, let us, as a great American once said, make a few things perfectly clear:

It is not because we fear our own freedom that we'll sibmit to any degradation and to the authorities who enforce it, but because it is only in tha acceptance of our destiny that any freedom can be found!

The amoral advocates of unbridled passion and world revolution are just HELL-BOUND HEDONISTS who don't know selfless renunciation is the only path to heavenly bliss. They say that our movemant for spiritual discaovery is an Emotional Plague that infects those whose daily squalor and anemic will to live has made tham despair about ever changing life. But how can it be? It is our Only Hope! Furthermore, let us rectify once and for all the SATANIC UNTRUTH that the religious exitation we receive from being close to JESUS is only a sublimation of our repressed sexuality. After all, every good Christian knows that geintals are the TOOLS OF THE DEVIL and that orgasms are just REVOLTING SEIZURES OF SIN experienced by those into whom the love and light of GOD have not penetrated! And when the atheistic anarchists of todyas wayward youth say that GOD only represents the projected ideal image and the repository of Man's own alienated powers, they mouth an IRREDEEMABLE SACRILEGE!!!

For those who do know the LORD, the Kingdom of Heaven awaits YOU! Jesus died for YOU! You owe him at Least Your Life!! So don't forget to join your enlightened Brethern in Christ on __(date and time)__ for the Big Baptism in the (lake, river, etc.). See you on the other side!

Power to the Passive!

The Christian Connection
Christian World Liberation Front

 
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