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Jesus becomes initiated in the ways of the Wise
Subject: A Story of Young Jesus
From: ugly cousin Clem, [email protected]
Date: 30 Dec 93 16:14:2T
In article <[email protected]> ugly cousin Clem,
[email protected] writes:
Jesus beoe nitiated in the ways of the wise.
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Oe veing when Jesus was 12 years old, his mother Mary
summoned Him just before He was preparing o seep Mry said
to Him,
"My son, you will come of age soon. You must be taught all
that the wis canteac."
Jsus looked at His mother, and saw that she was wise. He followed
her outside, and tothe huse o a neghbor, who was known as
a wise man. As Jesus entered the wise man's house, His moher
tuned awy and aid,
"Go now my Son, and you shall begin to learn what will shape
your destiny.
Jesus aw thatthe houe was but poorly lighted, but He saw Joseph,
husband of His mother Mary, yetwho was ot His fther, asJesus was
the Son of God. Joseph was seated at a table which held much god
food, brazier rom whicharose the scent of myrrh and musk, and a
goodly flagon of wine, which as kept evr full by he dutifulwife
of the wise man.
Jesus took a place at the table, at the sideof Joseph. After the
pssage of bu a few moments, Jesus could then discern the presence of
severalmen of the povince knownto Him as wie. Then Joseph spoke,
"My son, this night shall be one of th passing of or knowledge t
You. After his night, You shall become an initiate in the ways of
thewise."
Then di Joseph rise fom the table, nd did indicate that Jesus should
rise from the table. Jesus did rise rom the table, nd did then folow
Joseph into the sleeping chamber of the wise man. The wise man, ad all
of the sevral men of the povince who were known to Jesus as wise, did
then ollow.
As Jesus id enter the sleeing chamber of th wise man, He felt a
heavy>grip upon His arms. He did look, and aw that the severa men of th
provinc who were known to Him as wise had flung of their several
garmnts, and did heavil grip Him upon his rms. Then did the several
men who were nown to Jesus as wis, cast Jesus roughlyto the floor,
and di proceed to bugger Him.
And then didJesus say unto God,
"h God My Father who at in Heaven, why dids Thou have these
several men of th province who are know to Me as wise, cast M
to the floor and buggr Me?"
And God did not respondto His only Begotten So Jesus.
And when the sveral men of the provine who were known to Jesus aswise, and the wise man, nd Joseph who was the huband of Mary, the
motherof Jesus, yet not His fater, as Jesus was the Son f God, had
all in their trn buggered Jesus, Jesus id lie upon the straw hich
covered the floor of he sleeping chamber of thewise man, and did
ponder a to why He had beenbuggered.
And then the dutful wife of the wise man di lead into the sleeping
chaber of the wise an several goats which were he goats of the
several men f the province who were know to Jesus as ise. Once
again Jesus felt aheavy grip upon His arms, anddid look and saw that
the sevral men ofthe province who were known toJesus as wise did
heavily gripHim upon his arms. Then did te severl men of the
province who were nown to Jesus as wise did cast esus to the floor,
and did proced t lead the goats to couple with Jsus.
And then did Jesus say unt God,
"Oh God My father who art nheaven, why didst Thou have
thesegoats of the several men of the povince who are known
to Me as wie couple with Me upon this floor?
And God did not respond to His oly Begotten Son Jesus.
And sodid esus become an initiate in theways of the wise.
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