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Becoming a Eunuch for God's Kingdom.

by Matthias

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12 KJV)

As we can see Christ named three types of eunuchs, those born that way, those made that way by others, and those who choose to make themselves as such.

Those who are born eunuchs are blessed, they need not worry about lust, or sexuality. Thus they are pure and can easily commit themselves to religious matters.

There were eunuchs that were made that way so they could watch over their king's concubines. These guards that guarded the concubine not only had their testicles removed they also had their penis removed so they could not have sex with the concubine at all.

Now we move on to those who make themselves eunuchs for the sake of heaven. Why should followers of Christ castrate themselves you may ask yourself? Because the Lord said this, "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:27-28 KJV) just lusting after a woman is a grave sin. Now strong sexual feelings will arise for those who can't control themselves, they give in to temptation and engage in premarital sex or masturbation, etc. Christ gave us another commandment;

"And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. (Mark 9:43-48 KJV)

Now most boys and men that follow Christ engage in masturbation, which as noted above that lusting after a woman is sin, which will cause you to go to hell. Now the easist way to over come masturbatory habits & lust is to castrate yourself. It will make your spiritual journey towards the Lord easier and it was commanded to us to do so.

Here is instructions on how to castrate (removal of the testicles) yourself.

This is a NON-surgical method:

  1. Use NEW elastic bands so you will get a tight fit. The elastic bands need to be strong enough to stop the blood flow in the ateries and veins. The scrotum will swell if the bands are not strong/tight enough.
  2. Pull both testicles into the scrotum.
  3. With both testicles in the scrotum, stretch the elastic band open and place it just under the scrotum. Slip the open band up over the scrotum. Release the band just above the top of the testicles, NOT at the base of the scrotum. It should look like a bag tied off in the middle.
     
    \__/
    (  ) <---Testicles, the elastic band midways up.
    

     
  4. Be sure both testicles are still in the tip of the scrotum (i.e. they are at the bottom of your "bag") and that the band is placed properly. If not, cut the band with scissors and start again.

In time, the scrotum and testicles will fall from the body.

There are side effects though,

  1. Decreased libido. (which is what we want!)
  2. Not able to achive an erection at all or not for long. (Yey!)
  3. 10-15 weight gain.
  4. Fatigue.

It is better to get castrated by a liscenced professional but it costs anywhere from $1,200-$5,000 USD and at least two years of therapy to make sure it's something you want to do, if you don't want to go that way just use the do it yourself method I listed above.

May the Lord bless you in your endeavor.

 
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