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The Kollywabbles' Virus Newsletter. How to crash
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Kollywabbles' Virus Newsletter
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Volume 1, Number 5 February 8, 1996
The Kolly News....
....because I live with my parents and have nothing better to do.
PRE-VIRUS WRITERS
How many of the virus writers out there started with cracking
copy-protected software? 99.99999% of them. It seems that cracking
software is where a lot of writers out there learn the hows, whats,
wheres, and whys of PC computing. Then, like most pre-pubescant
ignoramouses, they grow out of their "phaze". I loathe "K-rAD WaREz
PuPPieS". They are childish, ignorant, and have a false sense of
popularity amongst the computer underground. Well, let me present
the computer world in this sort of graph:
CLASSIFICATION (i.e.- Phreaker)
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Super Genious - Low-income software programmers
| High-income software programmers
| Amatuer and shareware programmers
| Virus programmers
| Hackers
| Phreakers
Genious | Knowledgeable MS-DOS users
| UNIX users
| Semi-knowledgeable MS-DOS users
| Junior college grads w/ AAs in Computer Science
| Knowledgeable Windows 3.1 users
Wannabes | "ANSI artists" (rejected Disney cartoonists)
| **Software Pirates**
Computer Illiteracy - Macintosh and Win95 users
Well, that about sums it up. Wares puppies are even worse than that of the
lowly ANSI artist. But, as you may notice, MAC and Win95 users are still
bottom of the barrel. (Pirates have to at least know how to use a HEX edit
program)
There are about 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or more warez
puppy groups out there. Each of them adorns their "work" with an array
of .NFO files, which contain an ANSI graphic, and a bunch of names for
the supposed members. Then comes the funny part in these NFO files, the
part where they list the numbers that you can call to download their
crap. It looks somewhat like this.
THE HACKER TEAM DISTRIBUTION AND SUPPORT SITES
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Duey's Dungeon.................+1 510 798 2924
Warez Unlimited................+1 900 YA RIGHT
Puppies Inc....................+1 510 PRI VATE
Warez Warez and more Warez.....+1 415 YOU WISH
Damage Inc.....................+1 408 NOT 4YOU
Write Protection...............+1 510 NO WAY!!
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Okay folks. Now, how many of the above listed boards do you think actually
exist???? 3? 2? 1? If you said 1, then you are probably above the
"Moron" level on the above graph. Idiots see the above crap and go WHOA!!
"These guys must be REAL secretive and REAL hard to get into!! And they
must have some really AWESOME BBSes!!".
A NOBLE CAUSE
Infect the lamer puppies. Plain, blunt, and simple. Anyone
who downloads pirated software should be shot, and at least deserve to be
infected with the latest and greatest. It is as easy as this.
PLAN A
1. Get your virus ready for takeoff
2. DL a pirated ware from your local K-RAD WAREZ BBS
3. Infect any and all executables in the software
4. ZIP it, and upload the sucker to every K-RAD BBS you ever see
PLAN B
1. Go over to your snot-nosed 13-year-old warez puppie neighbor's house
2. Make "friends" with him/her
3. Get to their computer and infect the HELL out of it
4. Kick their ass
PLAN A effects everyone who is willing to DL a copy of pirated
software. PLAN B effects the puppies himself, getting into every copy
of software he ever cracks, and every BBS he uploads it to (and gives him
a few bruises to remember you by).
What is REAL cool is calling the BBS like a month later after
infecting it. The phone will just ring, and ring, and ring. No BBS!!
Either 1, the BBS has gone down because of the virus, or 2, the BBS has
gone down because little Johnny's parents found out he was distributing
pirated software.
Well... that is it for this installment of the Kollywabbles' Virus News.
Stay tuned for your gut-wrenching next issue!!!
DISCLAIMER:
I will laugh if any of the above mentioned acts are performed, and will
scratch off another K-RAD BBS on my little tally here. Do it!! Infect
the stupid punks.
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