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Work for sex scandal EXPOSED!!!
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| Randy Handymen Get LAID By the Hour |
| Re: The Picture/July 91 |
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| A hard-up husband is beating the recession by offering tradesmen Wild |
| Sex Sessins with his wife in return for work done around the house. Rodney |
| Wright, 48, needed his home renovated but was too lazy to do it himself and |
| didn't have the cash to pay for a pro. So he advertised in a Kinky Sex Mag |
| for a repairman to fix up his home, promising free sex with his missus as a |
| payment. Needless to say, while his old lady was getting a good "screwing", |
| he planned to nip around to the labourer's place to polish his own "tool" |
| in the workman's wife's "wrench trench". |
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| It seemed like a dead-set world-beating idea, except that he forgot to |
| tell his wife Pauline about the deal. And there was another catch. When a |
| handy hunk called round to size up the job - and Pauline's tits - He needed |
| a NEW HOUSE!!! The place was a disaster and would take a good three months |
| to fix up. Still, the stud thought, at least I'll get regular sex from his |
| old lady. Then Wright dropped the bombshell. "She doesn't know about you |
| yet," he said. "But don't worry, you can sort of hang back and make eyes at |
| her a bit. Then if it gets to the stage where you're going to finish the job |
| and you haven't had any, I'll get to work on her for you." "Sod that for a |
| game of soldiers!" said the workman, and buggered off. Wright, who is still |
| looking for a tradesman to Go The Tool with his old lady, is just one of |
| hundreds of husbands who will go to any lengths to spice up thier sex lives. |
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| Wife-Swapping couples in their thousands are risking disease, death and |
| divorce in their pursuit of Sordid Sex Thrills with strangers. And its not |
| just the guys who are behind this bizarre bonking boom. Women, too, see the |
| chance of an earn by offering to frot men while their hubbies are at work. An|
| exclusive PICTURE probe of some of the hottest, horniest contact mags came |
| up with an amazing collection of Sex-Crazed Slappers. Here are just a few of |
| the frotting females on offer: |
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| - LORNA, sexy lady, 44, with 40-30-40 figure, just can't get enough. All |
| ages welcome in the comfort of my own home. |
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| - SLUT, 30, seeks one or more virile males to satisfy me. Your place only. |
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| - SEXY wife, 23, looking for well-hung studs to fulfil my needs. Husband |
| approves. |
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| - COUPLE, both 38, seeks other couples for fun times. She is Ac/Dc and likes |
| water sports, AND (our favourite). |
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| - DESPERATE, shy female, 27, into back-door fun. Likes barking. |
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| Who said wife-swapping was dead??? It seems there are more swingers out |
| there than tits at a topless toga party. And if these depraved deviants are |
| any indication, there's a lot more going on behind your neighbour's net |
| curtains than tea parties and knitting. You have been warned!!! |
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