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Ways to get your woman pissed 2 of 2
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WAYS TO GET YOUR WOMAN PISSED
PART II
Brought to you by:
YNGWIE
A Black September Presentation
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While performing cunnilingus, just
before she goes over the brink, stop,
say 'I'll finish later.' Then roll
over and go to sleep.
After insertion, break out in a sweat,
put on a concerned look, and say,
'I'm stuck.'
Walk her up to a cop and tell him that
she keeps on making suggestive
comments.
When she doesn't have an orgasm, say,
'Oh, stop complaining. Women don't
have orgasms.'
Ask her if you can have some of her
vaginal juices so you can work on
your spitball.
Suggest that both of you shave your
pubic hair. After she does it, point,
laugh, and refuse to shave your own.
Tell her that feminists are ugly.
While having intercourse, fake a heart
attack
At the moment you shoot off, scream
your mother's name.
Call her up from work and tell her
that you want to try a threesome when
you get home. Bring home her X-husband
While seeming to be preoccupied,
insert your cigar into her vagina and
say, 'Hold this for a sec, will ya?'
Tell her that you think it's time the
two of you started going out with
other people. After she consents, ask
her if she'll fix you up with some of
her friends.
Tell her that her mother called while
she was out and asked her if
nymphomania runs in the family.
Grab one of her nipples and say,
'Okay, now who's going to take out the
trash?'
While walking down the street, scream
at her, 'A hundred bucks a night?
Since when?' and walk away.
(Optional statement to be spoken with
suprise: 'Come on, the whole football
team??)
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