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Ways to get your woman pissed 1 of 2
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WAYS TO GET YOUR WOMAN PISSED!!
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Written by:
YNGWIE(SYSOP)
SPERMIE(CO-SYSOP)
OF...
THE CENTRE OF ETERNITY
(609)-767-8569
A Black September/cDc Presentation
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While she's going down on you, read the
newspaper.
Tell her that one breast is larger than
the other.
Refuse to have sex on the grounds that
you are saving yourself for the right
woman.
Immediately after intercourse, open the
door and shout into the hallway,'Okay,
who's next?'
Ask her if she's in the mood for
cunnilingus. If she says yes, say,
'Well, I'm not.'
Put her diaphragm on top of your head
and walk into the nearest synagogue.
Tape-record one of your sexual sessions
, then play it back for the guests at
your next dinner party.
Strap her bra to your head and pretend
that you're a World War I flying ace.
Hide her month's supply of birth con-
trol pills in twenty-eight different
places.
Call her up from work and tell her you
want to do it 'doggie-style' when you
get home. Bring home a great dane with
you.
After having intercourse, slide in a
ten-dollar bill into her hand, and say,
'Same time tomorrow?'
After a long, romantic kiss, ask her
when was the last time she trimmed her
nose hairs.
Work up a good imitation of her having
an orgasm.
Tell her that you want to watch her
masturbate. When she's in the middle
of it, start laughing.
Ask her why she doesn't fill up with
water when she takes a bath.
Tell her she has a birth-mark in a
place she can't see.
Stick tampons in your nostrils, and
imitate a walrus.
Make a sling-shot out of her panties.
Tie her to the bed, and tell her all
the erotic things you are going to do
to her. Then go bowling.
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This has been a Black September/cDc Presentation.
All rights worth shit.
Thanks Yngwie and Spermie
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