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The Truth of William Tell (mm)
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TRUTH OF THE WILLIAM TELL MYTH
In 69 Sexual Verses
By Rossini
(Joe of Hoboken, Not Giacchino of Italy)
Prologue
The story of William Tell's fame
Through pages of history came
From a favorable press
Which concealed a big mess
Of a multi-man sexual game.
By now every reader suspects
This story is going to have sex.
In his crotch there's a tingle
& his balls start to jingle
While the head of his peter erects.
So what did Sir William Tell do?
Here's a version that's totally new.
I swear by my cock
Standing hard as a rock
That this is the story that's true.
If horny you're ready to hear
The action as it did appear.
If you want to start frigging
Your stiff standing rigging
We'll make the old tale disappear.
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1
The apple myth I can dispel
In the shooting by William of Tell
The arrow's direction
Was to the erection
Of his son that day in the dell.
2
He caught his son having a frig
And making his cock stand up big.
He told him to stop
And let his prick drop--
If not, he'd cut off his rig.
3
The kid kept on beating his meat;
Sir William again did repeat
That he would go through
As he said he would do,
With an arrow for doing the feat.
4
He decided to give him a scare;
He forced his to strip his as bare.
The kid nearly shit
When the arrow was fit
In the bow that Tell took everywhere.
5
Tell told him to keep his prick still
And after some aiming he will
Shoot at its head,
Which shone apple red
To make a nice target for Bill.
6
He sighted quite surely to see,
Where the apple red cockhead would be;
With arrow in frame
Tell took careful aim
At the knob of the cock by the tree.
7
The kid was afraid that his dick
Was gonna be nipped by the flick
Of the shiny sharp steel
Of the arrowpoint real
On the end of a sharp flying stick.
8
Tell really did not mean to shoot
But slipped with a twist of his boot
And the arrow did fly
Straight up through the sky
And landed beside the kid's root.
9
The arrow had done a good job
Of landing close by the big knob
Of the kid's massive cock
Standing hard as a rock,
All rigid & too scared to throb.
10
Sir William was happy to see
That grandkids some day still could be
The kid loudly farted
And then his cock started
To spray a full stream of hot pee.
11
The shooting went down in the books;
The way of the story then crooks;
It is quite over-rated
& is most expurgated;
Its real fame was not how it looks.
12
The kid had a now famous prick,
Known to stand out like a stick.
His apple sized knob
Would rise up and throb
On a shaft that was lengthy and thick.
13
Now several of Will Tell's young men
Had enjoyed the nude scene in the glen;
Each liked his inspection
Of Young Will's erection
And determined to see it again.
14
They asked him to go for a stroll,
Down to the nude swimming hole;
When they were all nude
Willie showed he's no prude--
He couldn't help raising his pole.
15
Each naked stud then did advance
To feel of young Will standing lance.
While it stood there so big
Each one gave it a frig--
Those horny young studs in no pants.
16
They started in gentle that day
And showed him some new games to play.
He watched two studs fuck
And got his first suck--
He really liked cumming that way.
17
Spreading his legs on the grass,
Exposing his cock and his ass.
Nude studs in a row
Each gave him a blow.
His really big cock was first class.
18
There followed such talk of his name
That scores of the other studs came
To get him undressed
And do like the rest--
To suck on the root of his fame.
19
Young Will was quite happy to do
The things that they wanted him to;
He'd bare cock and ass
For all of the mass
Of studs who the story now knew.
20
He spent lots of time in the nude
With studs who were equally crude;
They played with their rods
And ass fucked their bods
And other things equally lewd.
21
Tell stopped him from beating his meat
But gave him some pleasure more sweet.
He learned to ass fuck
& to let someone to suck
His prick in a marathon feat.
22
The kid was not ever afraid
To engage in a fuck escapade.
With many or few
He liked what they'd do--
So daily he got his ass laid.
23
His favorite place to shoot spunk
Was deep in the ass of a monk
Who would suck off another
Hot pricked Christian brother
While all of them thrashed in one bunk.
24
Old William was fully aware
That screwing was done everywhere.
His men and his son
Were fucking each one
Quite openly in the camp square.
25
Young Willie then worked on his dad
To show a cock suck wasn't bad.
He claimed that the joy
Of a suck by a boy
Was really the greatest sex fad.
26
The men of Sir William of Tell
Engaged in hot sex in the dell;
And William would spy
As naked they'd lie
Doing fucking and sucking as well.
27
While watching those hot naked guys
He felt his own prick start to rise.
His feeling of passion
For sex in this fashion
Arose in him as a surprise.
28
He watched his son leading the lot
And felt his own cock getting hot;
Those cocks all in action
Were a major attraction
And soon he frigged off a cum shot.
29
He wanted to join what they played
Beneath a big tree in the glade.
There was nothing to do
But strip and join too--
He went out & got his ass laid.
30
They welcomed the chief with a shout
And turned their bare asses about
So he could select,
For his prick so erect,
The asshole he wanted to mount.
31
William then found the best part
Of his body is in his sex dart;
And deep asshole rooting
Is more fun than shooting
The arrows he shoots at the hart.
32
Both Williams together recline
And engage in a bit of six-nine;
A little incest
Is really the best,
And sucking a cock is so fine.
33
Young Willie had opened a way
For Will & his men with nude play;
For their time in the wood
They have more brotherhood
Since all of them now have turned gay.
34
The men take their cocks out to pee
And hold them so others can see
Their cocks on display,
Then it's frigging away
With an orgy beneath every tree.
35
They spend all their time having sex
And showing their pricks & their pecs
The thing that they shoot
Is cream from their root--
With cock up the ass, it ejects.
36
Young Willie will still take the lead
In spewing his creamy white seed
Up an ass chute
Of a boy that is cute,
While William sucks cocks at full speed.
37
Young Willie & Old William Tell
Together can give a stud hell.
They made a great team
For a suck and ass ream
For many a man in the dell.
38
Each member of William Tell's band
Is good with the use of his hand.
Their clothes they all shuck
For a friendly fist fuck--
The mutual frigging is grand.
39
Each fellow is good with his tongue
For lapping your balls & your bung
And licking the head
Of a cock big and red,
On a stud who is really well hung.
40
Each fellow is proud of his tool;
Twelve inches at least, is the rule;
When it's all the way in
The ass chutes of men
It feels like the prick of a mule.
41
With prick up a fellow's back door
Who's lying bare assed on the floor,
They fuck him and cum
A stupendous big sum
& still have the jizz to shoot more.
42
When stopping at some peasant's shack
They'll strip him to see his ass crack.
If they like what they've viewed
They all will strip nude;
Each fucker will then have a whack.
43
They like it whenever they're sent
For collecting a young farmer's rent.
If the stud can be made
They'll take it in trade--
Bare ass sticking up & knees bent.
44
They'll lay his bare ass on a rail
And have a good look at his tail;
With all cocks displayed
They'll have a parade
Each shooting his cream in that male.
45
Whenever they visit a farm
They'll find a young man they can charm;
Kneeling nude on the grass
He spreads open his ass;
Good fucking will do him no harm.
46
Whenever they go on a raid
Each fellow will get his cock made--
Up a mouth or an ass
Of a man or a lass--
Stiff pricks don't care how they are played.
47
They go to a small country inn,
And drunk from drinking much gin
They strip off the host,
And tied to a post
He's buggered by all of the men.
48
They strip off the stout serving lad
Who's sexy and likes to be had;
He's spread on the table
For each man who's able--
Drunk fucking is really not bad.
49
When tipsy from drinking strong ale
They have a big yen for some tail.
The bartending boy
Is a gangbanging joy--
He offers his ass without fail.
50
They even will strip the fat winch
And giving her big tits a pinch
Those studs, all well hung
Hump cock up her bung--
She's eager to take every inch.
51
Whenever they go into town
Each fucker will bet half a crown
On who first will get laid
And will fuck man or a maid
And strip off his pants or her gown.
52
They go to the baker shop
Where all the men let their pants drop
At the sight of the youth,
Just as naked as truth,
Who lies on the bake counter top.
53
They look at the baker's young lad
Whose ass is so easily had--
The looking is free,
To fuck, there's a fee
To be paid to his vigilant dad.
54
He spreads his cheeks, asshole to flash;
A stiff prick then pounds up his gash.
While each fucker rides him
His dad stands beside him
Holding his head and the cash.
55
Many a lad at the stable
Spreads his bare ass on the table.
His ass gets the point
Of a fucking stud's joint
While sucking another stud's cable.
56
A hunky and sexy young groom
Likes taking nude men to his room;
He isn't afraid
To get his ass laid--
At least so we're prone to assume.
57
The stable lad is a rough lout
Who always is hanging about;
He'll give his asshole
To any stud's pole
Whenever he pays him to mount.
58
The butcher is good with a bone--
He sucked men in groups or alone;
He made their balls fizz
And their cockheads shoot jizz;
Their seed in his hot mouth got sown.
59
Now all of the William Tell troop
Enjoy having sex in a group.
They like to get laid
With asses displayed,
Sucking cocks in a non-ending loop.
60
Sir William gives greatest cock suck;
Young Willi they like for ass fuck;
They love ever trick
That is done with a prick--
Being part of this band is good luck.
61
They always are shooting their cream;
They're living a constant wet dream;
Their balls keep on pumping
The cum they are humping
In mouths & the assholes they ream.
62
The story of William of Tell
And men who shoot off in the dell
Is better this way
Because they are gay,
Liking fucking and sucking so well.
63
Their sexual life was quite free,
Buck naked out under a tree.
The sight of a prick
Standing stiff, tall & thick
Was just what they wanted to see.
64
Now Will and Young Willie take pleasure;
Together a prick they will measure
With lots of tongue action
Each gets satisfaction--
They jointly suck out its cum treasure.
65
Old William is proud of his lad
And doesn't think sucking is bad,
Lying naked in bed
Giving each other head--
This cocksucking son and his dad.
66
They do it in open full view
Of all of their buck naked crew
Who are having a grope
Of a fuck-buddy's rope
Or sucking off somebody new.
67
Will shot at a cock by a tree
And opened a sex life more free,
With sex every day
And lots of cock play.
Young Wills massive prick was the key.
68
Will stopped his son's secret fist fucking
But learned of the fun of cock sucking
And sticking his prick
When it's randy and thick
Up an asshole that's humping and bucking.
69
The moral of this is to say
Any use of a prick is OK;
When your peter gets big
Just give it a frig--
Cock sucking is fun
To cream off a gun--
Your prick just can't pass
Reaming out a bare ass--
What ever is done,
Is always good fun,
With two or more pricks stiff for play.
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