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The Doctor Sue- Us Purity Test
All stories on this web site are purely FICTIONAL. The people depicted within these stories only exist in someone's IMAGINATION. Any resemblence between anyone depicted in these stories and any real person, living or dead, is an incredible COINCIDENCE too bizarre to be believed. If you think that you or someone you know is depicted in one of these stories it's only because you're a twisted perverted little fucker who sees conspiracies and plots where none exist. You probably suspect that your own MOTHER had sex with ALIENS and COWS and stuff. Well, she didn't. It's all in your head. Now take your tranquilizers and RELAX.
If this offends you in any way, then we've achieved our goal!
Anyone who seriously takes exception to this, why are you reading the
alt.sex.* hierarchy anyway? (Mr. Cramer, plese take note.)
Copyright 1994 by Andrew Clark and certain other anonymous persons.
This may be freely distributed by electronic means; send comments,
suggestions, and submissions to [email protected]. If we use
your entry, you will be credited (or not, as you desire.)
In the traditon of a certain author we can't mention the name of, whose
claim to fame is a massive collection of children's stories:
The Dr. Sue-Us Purity Test
Without a doubt, you will see; this quiz measures your obscenity!
Record your answers, do not lie; for if you do, your mate will die.
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes an chains?
Hve you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it witha child?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you evr had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gy?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee, score times two is your Purity.
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