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Daddy's Little Shop Vac
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DADDY'S LITTLE SHOP-VAC
It was a quite Saturday morning, and Jim had the house to himself.
His wife was out shopping so Jim decided to do some work in
the garage. After fiddling with the lawnmower for a while, he
stood up and stretched. Damn, he felt horny. He slide his hand
over the bulge in his jeans. With a wicked grin, he unbuttoned
the jeans and unzipped the fly, gently pulling out his growing
cock. He started to stroke himself, getting harder and harder.
But... but... somehow it just wasn't satisfying enough. Then
he spied her, sitting quietly in the corner, his new wet-dry
1/2 horsepower shop vacuum. Now that's what I need to satisfy
my hard-on, he thought to himself. He quickly grabbed the hose,
waving it in front of his cock. "That's it, you little slut, you
know you want it." With that he plugged her in and flipped the
switch. "Jeez, I wish my wife was as easy to turn on." he exclaimed.
As he inched the end of the hose closer to his cock, the suction
was already causing his pubic hairs to wave in the breeze. Loose
hairs were being quickly sucked right into her waiting orifice
(don't you wish your lover was so enthusiastic). Suddenly, the
end of the hose latched on to his cock. He gasped in surprise at
the suction force. The electric motor whined with the change
in the load. Jim started to work his cock in and out of the hose.
Jim thought to himself, this isn't right, thrusting my cock down
the hose of the shop-vac. It just wasn't right. Then he quickly
came to his senses. "What I need is some lubrication here". Looking
around he saw the half used bottle of 10W-40 motor oil. (Note:
10W-40 is highly recommended in situations like this because it
lubricates over a wide range of temperatures). Anyway, he doused
his cock with the oil and quickly thrust it back into the waiting
hose. "Now that's more like it", he ejaculated. He started
thrusting in and out, in and out. He could feel his cock swell
as he started to cum. The impending orgasm left him reeling,
pumping his sperm down the shop-vac's throat. Good thing he opted
for the wet-dry feature, this was no time for a short-circuit.
He slowly came back down to earth, pulling his now limp cock out
and stuffing it back into his pants. He flipped off the switch,
unplugged the cord, and wheeled his little shop-vac back into
its corner, gently caressing its warm plastic motor housing.
Jim thought, "Who said sex had to be cheap and meaningless when
you have an eager little shop-vac in the garage".
It almost goes without saying but don't try this at home kiddies.
Believe it or not, guys do show up in the emergency room after
lapses of good judgement such as this.
Next week, Mommy Discovers the Joys of the Orbital Sander.
Jimbob
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