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Sexual harrassment consent form
All stories on this web site are purely FICTIONAL. The people depicted within these stories only exist in someone's IMAGINATION. Any resemblence between anyone depicted in these stories and any real person, living or dead, is an incredible COINCIDENCE too bizarre to be believed. If you think that you or someone you know is depicted in one of these stories it's only because you're a twisted perverted little fucker who sees conspiracies and plots where none exist. You probably suspect that your own MOTHER had sex with ALIENS and COWS and stuff. Well, she didn't. It's all in your head. Now take your tranquilizers and RELAX.
SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSENT FORM
NAME: ........................ SOCIAL SECURITY NO.:...................
ADDRESS: ..................... CITY: .................................
STAFF ELEMENT: ............... HOME TELEPHONE NO.: ...................
MALE: ..... FEMALE: .......... OFFICE TELEPHONE NO.: .................
SEXUAL PREFERENCE:
Male - Female:............... Male - Male: ..........................
Female - Female: ............ All of the Above: .....................
None of the Above: .................
I consent to the following forms of sexual harassment:
Salutatory Greetings: ...............................
Eye - to - Eye Contact: .............................
Eye - to - Bust Contact: ............................
Eye - to - Below - Waist Contact: ...................
Heavy Breathing on Neck: ............................
Ear: .............................
Other: ...........................
Hands on Body: ......................................
Shoulder: ..................................
Waist: .....................................
Gluteus Maximus: ...........................
Other: .....................................
Feelies: ............................................
Gropies: ............................................
Penetration, However Slight: ........................
Other: ..............................................
All of the Above: ...................................
MISCELLANEOUS: I WILL .......... I WILL NOT ..........
1. Assist in procurement of various potions, lotions, products,
etc., to be used during sexual harassment.
2. Procurement and maintenance of various types of sustaining
apparatus.
3. Clean up.
I certify that i will accept sexual harassment from:
Anyone: ...........
Anyone But: ............................................................ .....................................................
Only: .................................................................. ...........................................................
SIGNATURE: ........................................ DATE: ....................
This form is to be reviewed by immediate supervisor annually, prior to
performance rating and evaluation.
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