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3 places to seduce any female
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: Three Places to Easily Seduce Your Girlfriend or any Female! :
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: Sylex Sirius :
: Tha Apple Axis 1/6/85 :
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Have you ever been so CLOSE to fucking this girl, but at the last second
it's broken up? or are you the type who never got a chance? Well read on and
find out the easiest ways!
One of the best ways is at parties! Because the girl will probably be drinking
and have your work is done right there! just get her to drinks a few more brews
say 7 or 8 [So it will REALLY work] Then lead her off into some secluded space
mom's bedroom, sisters bedroom, the hosts bedroom, or even a closet or a
bathroom, so she won't feel awkard or that she is being wathced. This will
help because most girls WANT to be fucked, but don't want others to know it!
Now that your in place, start with the forplay, don't rush right in with
you cock erect, saying 'Blowjob blowjob!' and then drop your pants! Just kiss
her, then let it go to the neck, and work your way down to unbuttoning her
pants, if you make her feel hot, she won't even notice if you do it right!
Now slowly slip your hands up her shirt [if it's a pull over that's better] and
bring your arms up to her shoulders [don't mess with the tits yet, later,
you'll get your chance] and sorta' pop her short ove her head, now her pants
are on the floor and she has no short. embrace her, and casualy undo the bra,
feel up her ass a little too. Everything almost complete, and now we go for
the grand prize, slip your hand down her undies and push it away while
fingering her. Push her over unto the bed/ground whatever, if you don't know
what to do from here, you shouldn't be reading this phile! hint, while doing
this kiss her ALL the time, nowmatter where, stomach, neck, arm, tits, mouth
anywhere to keep her occupied.
On those hot sunny days invite her over for a swim, if you don't have a pool
get invited to her house, if both of you don't have a pool use the bathtub
now get her in [forget to invite others] the pool and swim around, chase her a
little bit *accidently* touching her in places. One of these times accidently
[G-D forbid] undo her bathing suite, she might or might not notice. If she does
notice say "hay!! i didn't know you wanted to go skinny dipping!!" and throw
your bathing suite out of the pool, it's 50/50 chance she will too. If she doesn't just swim up to hand start to employ the same tactics as previous paraghraph. If she's that kind of girl, just swimaond for a while, not letting her see you've had a boner for the past hour! Then start chasing heragin when you catch her, kiss her in the back of the neck, then ram your member right up her ass! he estis history, just clean up the floating
sperm afterwards!
The most common place to try and have sex is the -=*>MOVIES<*=- yes we've all tried it there and knoo sit in the back, there is always concern before hand
what movie? When should i Approach? she i try to go all the way? [as far as you can!] First, go to eer a scary movie, or a real stupid one, because if she likes it, she'll want to watch it [hopefull h's not the blood lover kind!]
Now to make it a successful evening splurge! buy her anything, popcorn, soda, candy, birth control. tever! then when she is hugging you or whatever, [even girls at movies try just a LITTLE funny stuf ake advantage of it....and slowing repeat the first process, hopefully she will be popped beforesh een realizes what is happening!
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: I wrtoe this for all the virgins out there....Good luck [if your not a virg.:
: who cares?] Read 'Tits for Free' it's really good sex guide! by Hmmmm... :
: I forgot...... Later..... :
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