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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny was 11 years old, and like other boys his age, rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other
boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his questions to his mother who became flustered.
Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he
did the following morning. Here is what Johnny described to his mother:
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off
most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured
sis must be getting sick, because her face started to look funny. He
must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to
feel her heart, just like a doctor would except he is not as smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. Sis
must have put some bigger fruit under her blouse this time because her
boyfriend kept on saying how they were the most largest melons he had
ever felt. He must of gotten real hungry from all that kissing and
stuff because she let him take off her blouse and suck on both of them
for a long time."
"Then he started getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them
were panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
been getting cold, because he put it under her skirt. About this time,
sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide
down toward the end of the couch. Then this was when the fever really
started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hot.
Finally I found out what was making them so sick. A big eel had gotten
in his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there
about 12 inches long! Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she really got scared.
Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started calling out to
God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever
seen. I should have told her about the one at the lake.
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill it by biting its head off. All
of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her.
Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he got a
muzzle out of his pocket. He slipped it over the eel's head to keep it
from biting her again. Sis layed back and spread her legs so she could
get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by laying on top of the eel.
The eel put up a hell of a fight! Sis started groaning and squealing
and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill
the eel by squashing it between them. They must have been getting shocked
by the eel because they were shaking a lot.
After awhile, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, they had killed the eel. I knew it was dead
because it just hung there limp, and some of the insides were hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the fight, but they went back to
courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again, and by golly,
the eel was not dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats; they have nine lives or something. This time,
sis jumped on it and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After a long
fight, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because I saw
sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet."
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