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Ed Sucks Dick sung to the tune of the Beverly Hill
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"Ed sucks dick"
sung to the tune of
the Beverly Hillbillies
Come and listen to a story, 'bout a man named Ed.
He liked nothing more than to give a litte head.
If you're kinda funny and like to dress in pumps,
He'll let you lick his ass, his wide ass rump.
Butt, that is, a mile wide, and deep, too.
Well, one day, Ed was blowing Greg,
when Pierre called, and said, "Can I give you head?"
"Sure," they both replied, as Greg shot his wad at Ed,
And when Pierre arrived, they all got in bed,
Fags, that is, butt buddies, fudge packers.
Underneath the covers, the bed began to rock,
When all of a sudden, Ed swallowed Pierre's cock,
Then all hell broke loose, as Greg began to fuss,
"Hey, you two, there's enough for ALL of us."
Plenty spunk, buffet-style, all you can eat.
Well, the moral of this story, is mighty, mighty clear,
If you can all but help it, don't become a queer.
Cause if you do you'll always worry, a little more than most,
To make sure that your lover always gets his daily dose,
Drinkin spunk, faggot punks, queers, that is.
Thank you, thank you very much.
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