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Chain Letter for Women
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(CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN)
Dear xxxxx:
This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hope of
bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike
most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are just as tired
and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and
send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list
and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive
16,877 men and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better
than the one you already have!!!
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN . . . YOU MUST HAVE FAITH!!!
One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B. back! At this
writing a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They
buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to
get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together
so they could close the coffin.
Signed,
A Liberated Woman
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