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A few words about breasts
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A Few Words About Breasts
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Uploaded by Bosk of Port Kar
Breasts. America loves 'em. They've nutured the young and old, inspired songs
and sonnets, war and peace, not to mention major men's magazines. I could go on
forever, so I will - with a lengthy tribute to the names, nicknames and
euphemisms that have come to characterize chest fever. The following extensive
but by no means exhaustive list was compiled by amateur etymologists Parker
Bennet and Tom Mannis.
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Angel Cakes Double Loaves PT Boats
Apples -Whammies LobLollies Pumkins
Balboas Dueling Banjos Love Mellons Rangoons
Balloons Dugs Love Muffins Rib Balloons
Bangers Dumplings LuLus Rib Cushions
Bangles Dunes Macaroons Rivets
Bassoons Ear Muffs Mambos Roundies
Baubles Eclairs Mammaries Sandbags
Bazongas Eggplants Mammies Satellites
Bazookas Enchiladas Mams Scones
Bazooms Flapjacks Mangos Scoops
Beacons Flappers Marangos Set
Beanbags Flesh Bulbs Maraschinos Shakers
Bebops Flesh Mellons Marimbas Shebas
Betty Boops Floaters Marshmallows Shermans
Big Boppers Floats Mau Maus Shimmies
Bikini Stuffers Fog Lights Mausers Silos
Billibongs Fried Eggs Meatballs Skin Sacks
Blinkers Fun Bags Meat Loaves Skooners
Bombers Gagas Melons Smoothies
Bombshells Garbos Milk Cans Snuggle Pups
Bon Bons Gazingas Milk Fountains Spark Plugs
Bongos Gazongas Milk Shakes Specials
Bonkers Glands Molehills Spheres
Boobers Globlets Mommas Spongecakes
Boobies Globes Mondos Spuds
Boobs Gob Stoppers Montezumas Stacks
Boops Gongas Moo Moos Stuffing
Bops Goombas Mother Lodes Sugar Plums
Bosom Grapefruits Mounds Sweater Meat
Boulders Grillwork Montain Peaks Sweater Puffs
Bouncers Guavas Muchachas Sweet Rolls
Bra Buddies Gum Drops Muffins Tahitis
Bra Stuffers Handsets Mulligans Tamales
Breasts Hand Warmers Mushmellons Tartugas
Bronskis Headers Nancies Tatas
Bubbas Head Lamps Nectarines Tattlers
Bubbies Headlights Niblets Teats
Buds Headphones Nibs Tetons
Bulbs Headsets Nippleoons Thangs
Bulges Hefties Nippleos Thingumajigs
Bullets Heifers Nippers Tidbits
Bumpers Hemispheres Nippies Titbits
Bumps Hills Nips Tits
Bust Hindenburgs Nodes Titskis
Busters Honeydews Nodules Titters
Busties Honkers Noogies Titties
Butterballs Hood Nose Cones Tomatoes
Buttons -Ornaments Oboes Tom-Toms
Caboodles Hoohas Oompas Tooters
Cams Hooters Orbs Torpedoes
Cannon Balls Hot Cakes Ottomans Tortillas
Cantaloupes Hottentots Padding Totos
Carumbas Howitzers Pagodas Twangers
Casabas Hubcaps Pair Tweakers
Cha-chas Huffies Palookas Tweeters
Charlies Humdingers Papayas Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas Hush Puppies Parabolas Twofers
Chimichongas ICBMS Pastries Tympanies
Chiquitas Jawbreakers Paw Patties U-Boats
Coconuts Jemimas Peaches Umlauts
Congas Jibs Peakers Wahwahs
Corkers Jobbers Peaks Waldos
Creamers Jugs Pears Warheads
Cream Pies Jukes Pects Water
Cuhuangas Jumbos Peepers -Mellons
Cupcakes Kabukis Pillows Whoppers
Curves Kalamazoos Pips Wind
Dingers Kazongas Plums -Jammers
Dinghies Kazoos Pointer Wobblers
Dingos Knobbers -Sisters Wongas
Dirigibles Knockers Points Woofers
Domes Kongas Pokers Yabbos
Doodads Kumquats Polygons Yams
Doorknobs Lactoids Pompoms Yayas
Doozers Lip Fodder Pontoons Zeppelins
Doozies LLamas Potatoes Zingers
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