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Application form for a piece of ass
All stories on this web site are purely FICTIONAL. The people depicted within these stories only exist in someone's IMAGINATION. Any resemblence between anyone depicted in these stories and any real person, living or dead, is an incredible COINCIDENCE too bizarre to be believed. If you think that you or someone you know is depicted in one of these stories it's only because you're a twisted perverted little fucker who sees conspiracies and plots where none exist. You probably suspect that your own MOTHER had sex with ALIENS and COWS and stuff. Well, she didn't. It's all in your head. Now take your tranquilizers and RELAX.
Approved [ ] Tested for AIDS?________
Denied [ ] Physician_______________
APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS
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Name:_______________________________________________________________
Last First MI
Race:__________Phone:________________Social Security#:______________
Hair Color:_________Real?________Eye Color:__________Dentures?______
Height:______Weight:______Waist Size:______Chest or Bra Size:_______
Marital Status: Married:______Single:______Divorced:______Other:____
Are Breast Or Balls Real?_____Do You Like Them: Sucked:___Chewed:___
Kissed:___Carressed:___Squeezed:______
None Of The Above:____Other:__________
Can You Stay Out Late?_____How Late: All Night:____Several Days:____
Do You Like To Be Screwed?____How Often:____Do You Like Oral Sex:___
Penis or Pussy Size: Small:____Medium:____Large:____Extra Large:____
While Screwing Do You: Faint:____Fart:____Cry:____Moan:____Hum:_____
Scream:____Laugh:____Whistle:____Yodel:______
Scratch:_________All Of The Above:___________
Do You Just Lay There:_______________________
When You Cum, Do You: Wiggle:_____Wobble:_____Twist:_____Jerk:______
Scream:_____Cry:_____Or Do You...Just Start
Humping Like Hell:____________________________
What Type Of Screw Do You Prefer? Fast:_____Super Fast:____Slow:____
All Night:______
How Many Times?__________Comments:__________________________________
How Long Do You Screw At One Interval?______________________________
Do You Want To Screw Now?!__________________________________________
If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two References (Not Immediate Family)
Name:____________________Address:_________________Phone:____________
Name:____________________Address:_________________Phone:____________
If Application Is Favorable, What Are Your Charges, If Any, For:
One Night:___________One Hour:_____________
Muff Burger Special:_______________________
Oral Sex:_____________
What Credit Cards Will You Accept? Master Card:____Visa:___Sears:____
American Express:____JcPenny's:____Marathon:_________
Shell Card:______
Credit Card#:______________________________Expiration Date:__________
Signature:___________________________________________________________
Date:________________________________________________________________
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