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Order forms for an Asian wife (really)
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ASIAN WIVES
2261 Market Street, Suite 296
San Francisco, CA 94114-1693
(415) 431-5197
Dear Friend,
Congratulations! You have taken the first step towards the most
rewarding experience in your life. I would like to introduce myself, Charles
and my Chinese wife, Judy. If you are like most American men, you have
searched for a wife for many years. This has included dating many women who
just did not measure up to your idea of a wife. In your search for an Asian
wife, you will find that most of these ladies have the old fashion qualities
that you are looking for. Their main objective in life is to please their
husband. Some of these ladies show so much enthusiasm and pleasure in pleasing
their husband that it can become embarrassing to a man who is not used to this
kind of treatment.
Let me tell you of my experience. I too was feed up with the women in
America. I decided to find myself an Asian Wife. I sent letters and photos to
well over 100 ladies. I placed an ad in the newspaper in Malaysia. I had 70
answers. Some were very nice. One day I made up my mind to travel to Malaysia
where many of these lovelies lived, to meet them. My first trip, on September
29th, 1986. I spent 19 glorious days there and met 10 women. I went
sightseeing in Ipoh, Kuala Lumpur and Malacca. I was met at the airport by
Judy, who was the only lady who even offered to meet me. It was evident from
the very start that this was the lady that I would marry. We had dinner, and
went sightseeing 15 days out of the 19 days. The clerk at the hotel gave me a
brochure on some tours to take while I was in Kuala Lumpur. One was for
Genting Highlands. This is a resort in the mountains, about 10 miles from
Kuala Lumpur. I ask Judy to take off the day, and decided to take the tour
with her. We had lunch and later went for a walk by the lake. We sat down on a
bench, I began to propose to Judy. It was such a lovely day. I first said, "I
think I'm falling in love with you. Will you marry me? We talked. She ask me
if we could get married in the Catholic Church, and I agreed. After about 30
minutes, I ask her again, and she said YES. It was evident that we were both
in Love. We were married on November 18, 1986, in a small church in Kuala
Lumpur. I was 53 and she was 29 years old. Was this just luck. NO! I spent a
lot of time and effort in order to achieve my success. I did Astrology charts
for every lady that wrote to me. Judy was the most compatible. A little time
and effort on your part can bring you the best wife that you can imagine. If
you still don't believe me look at these facts:
Most of these women will make their decision based on Love and not
whether your the right color, religion, age or occupation, kind of house you
live in, because she will keep it spotless. Whether you have the latest stereo
or TV. Sexual relations are a top priority and reserved for you only. She
wakes up in the morning with a smile on her face, does not expect expensive
gifts. English is spoken and understood. We place our ads in English language
newspapers, therfore she speaks English. Most are virgens, and most of their
life has been spent in the home. Some have college educations and work to
support their family. Then if these women have so many wonderful qualities,
why do they want to marry an American? The answer is simple. The men in Asia
do not treat their women very well, and American men possess the loving and
affectionate qualities they desire in a husband. They sometimes simply want a
better life for themselves. Most are willing to marry an older man, because of
his maturity and success. Wouldn't it be nice to have an unspoiled young wife
to keep you young at heart? We trust that by now your at least willing to try
to find this unspoiled jewel that will make your life a joy. I can send you
pages 1 and 2 of our current issue, if you leave your name and address. When
you order you will receive the other pages and the addresses. Please examine
the following list of services and choose the best ones for yourself and your
budget. You can either order services #1-#6-Current issue, or back issues, and
choose the ladies yourself, or service #11 and let us choose the most
compatible ladies for you. If you send your order within 7 days, you may
deduct 10%.
CATALOG
#1-ONE YEAR SPECIAL MEMBERSHIP: $155-One of the most complete services. 4
Issues of ASIAN WIVES, 10 PUBLISHED LETTERS, 10 QUESTIONNAIRES, LETTER GETTER
AD, ABC's OF MAIL ORDER BRIDES, DISCOUNTS: We will give discounts of 10% off
the purchase of additional orders. SAN FRANCISCO AIRPORT: We will meet your
fiancee if San Francisco is her first port of entry and see that she gets on
her flight to meet you in another city. Full access to our BBS for 1 year.
#2-ONE YEAR REGULAR MEMBERSHIP: $105-With this membership you will receive the
following: 4 issues of ASIAN WIVES, ASTRO-SEARCH, 5 PUBLISHED LETTERS. Full
access to our BBS for one year.
#3-SIX MONTH MEMBERSHIP: $55 -With this membership you will receive the
following: 2 Issues of ASIAN WIVES, 3 PUBLISHED LETTERS. Full access to our
BBS for 6 months. Please furnish your password for the BBS.
#4-ASIAN WIVES: $25 -Our quarterly magazine containing clear photos of lovely
Asian women including their complete names, addresses, descriptions, and some
telephone numbers.
#5-ASIAN WIVES: Latest back issue. $22
#6-ASIAN WIVES: All other back issues. $19
#7-PUBLISHED LETTERS: $6 -You will receive the original photo, original
letter, and any other items that she might of sent. Use this service only
after you have ordered the full publication.
#8-QUESTIONNAIRE: $20-An intense look into the desires and characteristics of
any lady you choose. The questionnaire deals with such subjects as sex,
religion, children, eligibility for a visa, and much more. We send her the
questionnaire and then returns it to us. We will examine it and make any
comments, and send it to you. Use this service only after you have been
writing at least 4 letters.
#9-ABC'S OF MAIL ORDER BRIDES: $30 -A comprehensive hand-book containing clues
on the best approaches in corresponding successfully with Asian ladies,
subjects for you to write about, sample letters, the do's and don'ts,
statistics and facts about her country, visa information for you fiancee or
wife, Asian marriage laws, and much more.
#10-LETTER GETTER AD: -We will place an ad that you select from our styles, or
write your own ad.
#11-ASTRO-SEARCH: $15-Using our extensive knowledge of Astrology, we have
written a special computer program to do all the choosing of the ladies we
find most compatible with you for marriage, on the emotional, physical, and
common interests levels. We are building an extensive data base and soon hope
to have 5,000 ladies to choose from. This will include the most current list
first.
#12-AMERICAN SWEETHEARTS: $30 -This is a listing of ladies in the Americas,
with photos, names and addresses.
#13-AIR TRAVEL AND HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS: We will reserve both airplane flights
and hotel accomodations in any Asian City. Call or write for rates.
#14-COMPATIBILITY REPORT: $35 -This report will give a a complete and in depth
compatibilty report, in plain english, for you and either one of our ladies or
one of your own. Please fill out both bio-data sheets.
#15-NATAL REPORT: $25-Use this service to get a complete personality report,
in plain english, on either one of our ladies or one you have chosen. Please
fill out the Bio-Data sheet.
#16-INTER-WORLD MEMBERSHIP: $10-When you join this club in Manila, you have a
wide choice of ladies and services, like parties, introductions, hotel rooms,
meals, Airfare, etc. We will send you a full brochure and order form when
you
join.
#17-FAITH CLUB MEMERSHIP: $10-This club is in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. They
also have a wide range of services. If you plan to travel to Kuala Lumpur you
should have a friend to help you.
#18-ASIAN WIVES BBS-If you want access to our BBS and you have ordered service
numbers 4-17 then we require that you send us an additional $20 for 1 year.
Our BBS runs from 5:00 PM to 8:00 AM PST. Services 1-3 will give you full
access. Services 4-17, you will be limited to that part of the board. If you
have any trouble leave a message for the sysoop. Since the board runs at night
ASIAN WIVES
2261 Market Street, Suite 296
San Francisco, CA 94114-1693
(415) 431-5197
ORDER FORM
Date__________________________
Name_________________________________________________________________________
Address______________________________________________________________________
City, State, Zip ____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________
Service | | | Unit |
No. | Description | Quantity | Price | Total
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#1 | ONE YEAR SPECIAL MEMBERSHIP| | $150 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#2 | ONE YEAR REGULAR MEMBERSHIP| | $105 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#3 | SIX MONTH MEMBERSHIP | | $55 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#4 | ASIAN WIVES-Current issue. | | $25 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#5 | ASIAN WIVES-Back issue.(7) | | $22 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#6 | ASIAN WIVES-All other back | | |
| issues. (6) (5) (4) | | $17 |
| (3) (2) (1) | | |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#7 | PUBLISHED LETTERS | | |
| 1st Choice________________ | | |
| 2nd Choice________________ | | $6 |
| 3rd Choice________________ | | |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#8 | QUESTIONAIRE | | $20 |
| #_________________________ | | |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#9 | ABC's OF MAIL ORDER BRIDES | | |
| | | $30 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#10 | LETTER GETTER AD | | |
| ( ) Malaysia 40 Letters | | $53 |
| ( ) Korea 10 Letters | | $105 |
| ( ) Hong Kong 10 Letters | | $74 |
| ( ) Japan 20 Letters | | $89 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#11 | ASTRO-SEARCH | | $15 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#12 | AMERICAN SWEETHEARTS | | $30 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#13 | AIR TRAVEL AND HOTEL | | |
| RESERVATIONS | | $100 Dep.|
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#14 | COMPATIBILITY REPORT | | $35 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#15 | PERSONALITY REPORT | | $25 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#16 | INTER-WORLD MEMBERSHIP | | $10 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#17 | FAITH CLUB MEMBERSHIP | | $10 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
#18 | BBS MEMBERSHIP | | $20 |
________|____________________________|__________|__________|_________________
| TOTAL |_________________
| California residents add 6% Sales Tax |_________________
| Alameda County residents add 7% Sales Tax |_________________
| S.F,Contra Costa,San Mateo,Sta.Clara,Sta.Cruz, |
| L.A. residents add 6.5% Tax |_________________
| Total Enclosed |
________|__________________________________________________|_________________
If you pay by check you can expect shipment in 10 working days, payment by
money order will be shipped in 2 days. Please consult catalog for full
description of services. Please fill in the Biographic information, we will
list it free in our computer, if you order any service.
BIOGRAPHIC DATA
MEN
#1-Birthdate_______________ Birthplace_____________Birthtime____________am/pm
Marital Status-( ) Single ( ) Divorced ( ) Widowered-Height______Weight_______
Color of Eyes_____________Color of Hair______________Religion_________________
Telephone No. ( ) ________Occupation_______________Nationality______________
WOMEN-#_____________
#2-Birthdate________________Birthplace_____________Birthtime_____________am/pm
Marital Status-( ) Single ( ) Divorced ( ) Widow Height_______Weight_______
Color of Eyes_____________Color of Hair______________Religion_________________
Telephone No. ( )_________Occupation_______________Nationality______________
Password for BBS______________________
SAMPLE ADVERTISEMENTS-If you have ordered service 1, 10 check ad to be used.
( ) Sample Advertisement #1 AMERICAN GENTLEMAN, -White, Protestant, 6' 2", 180
lbs., Blue eyes, brown hair-, send Photo to: -John Smith, 266 North St., Los
Angeles, CA 90007.-
( ) Sample Advertisement #2 MATURE GENTLEMAN, -30, white, catholic, Single, 5'
9", 150 lbs., brown eyes, black hair, -Send Photo to: -Jack Jones, 98 Hunt
St., Chicago, IL 60632.-
( ) Sample Advertisement #3 -GEORGE SMITH- would like a photo and letter from
you. -White, divorced, 5' 11", 165 lbs., Buddist,- -P.O. Box 99, New York, NY
01278.-
( ) Sample Advertisement #4-Write your own 26 word ad. _____________________
_____________________________________________________________________________
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MARRIAGE TEST
If you are either single or married you can take this test. It is
geared mostly for married men.
1. Does your wife cook your meals?
2. Does your wife clean your house?
3. Does your wife look to you for guidance.
4. Does your wife have sex when you want?
5. Do you have sex when your wife wants?
6. Does your wife want chidren?
7. Do you share the decisions with your wife?
8. Do you and your wife kiss every day?
9. Do you and your wife have a joint checking account?
10. Do you and your wife try to avoid arguements?
If you have answered yes to all 10 questions, then you have a very happy
marriage, and if you answered no to any question then your marriage could be
MISCONCEPTIONS
1. WOMEN IN ASIA ARE MINDLESS SLAVES. If you think this then you are
stereotyping everyone. Everyone has their own personality. You can have any
wife you want. Most women that I get letters from have college educations.
2. ASTROLOGY IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. Nothing could be further from the
truth. God created the heavens and earth, and the planets for a purpose. I
believe that the prophets were Astrologers.
3. ASIA IS TOO DAM FAR. You should be willing to look all over the world for a
mate. Why limit yourself to one city? Your chances of meeting the right person
are 129,600 to 1. I base this on 360 degrees of the Zodiac X 360.
4. DATING CLUBS DON'T DELIVER. You may have had bad luck in the past. Don't
let that discourage you. We know what we are doing. If you order #11-Astro
Search, then we have a money back guarantee. No one else does that. If you
find that these women are not what I say they are then let me know.
5. WOMEN IN ASIA ARE ALL WHORES. No women of bad morals or criminal record can
be admitted into the U.S. Immigration has very strict rules. So as a result
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