Men: Art of Body Shaving

by Syntex

In my opinion, the human body looks superior and less barbaric without hair on it. Of course hair should stay on the face and elsewhere on this cranium..

But body hair is disgusting. Women do it to look sexy and to show off their vibrant skin under the bright sun. Why is it frowned upon for a man to shave his body? We look better without body hair as well.. So Why aren't more guys doing it nowadays?

The truth is, they/we are. I am one of them. I can never tolerate any more of hair on my body. I used to shave it, but now I get it waxed.. But, I shall give tips or ways that I used to shave my legs, groin, chest, and everything else that was reachable.

1- Chest, Abdomen, and the Pits
2- Shaving your Netherlands!
3- Legs & Buttocks

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1. Chest, Abdomen, and the Pits Your chest, armpits, and abdomen will always grow hair. And it is a very ugly sight on guys, more so on our backs when we age, but for now.. forget your back. As with shaving your beard/mustache off, shave in the same direction the hair is growing for the first time, that will cause mose of the Lent of hair to be removed. Then, shave against the growth.

1) Chest: Shave down, then upward

2) Abdomen: Begin from your side toward your belly button, then shave outward on both sides, then downward to finish the Torso shaving.

2. Shaving your Netherlands!

Good god, no woman nor man enjoy the feeling of a nasty, hairy groin. So, just follow my techniques that work.

1) Trim yourself! That is very helpful in doing this!
2) Shave toward your penis (of course)
3) Shave upward to your abdomen, this will take less strokes then Step 1, as your pubes are much smaller.
4) Make sure you get all sides of your penis, left right, and up.
5) Shaving your testicles is the easiest as the hair is very then and never grows back thicker (which is a very good thing). As for your balls, shave upward to your dick, never shave down since it takes more care then the other way.
6) Apply some after shave, it may sting and itch the first time you shave your groin, but the itchiness doesn't come back after a while of shaving your nethers.
7) Pits: Lower half, shave up. Upper half, shave down. Then, to make sure, shave side to side.

3. Legs & Buttocks

Legs, the most annoying places to shave, almost everyday unless you use Nair on them or get them waxed.

1) Shave down full length with stopping at the knee to rinse off the razor. Then shave upward to finish the job.
2) Back of thighs: Shave upward first, then downward as the hair grows up, opposite of the other areas.
3) Front of thighs: Shave from knee areas upward in a diagonal direction, like an X. Then shave up & down, the hair grows randomly, as I put it...
4) Be careful around the knee caps, as you will usually cut the skin in this sensitive area.
5) Buttocks: In to out, all I gotta say. Easier to get them waxed or some hair removing product.

With this file, I surely hope all guys who actually try these out to make themselves look less barbaric and sexier and have fun in doing so. I surely did/do. Have fun and ignore people's comments if you enjoy shaving your body.

By the way, I may send in a new revised version of this because I feel as if I missed something.. Time will tell..