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Activist Times #03
ATI, Activist Times, Inc. #3
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/ Welcome to the next issue /
/ of ATI, Activist Times, /
/ incorporated. /
/ Brought to you by pap /
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27 July, 1988
This issue will be released august 3rd, but any subscribers will
get it early. Consider yourself elite. And, by the way; if you are a
lamer, please erase this file before reading it.
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.publisher: prime anarchist
president and general electrician: .
.fah- q.
board of directors: prime anarchist,.
.fah-q, dos deferret, chevy driver,
connecticut censorship bureau, the .
.medejeen columbian cocaine cartel,
and King George the 40th. .
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This particular issue is specially dedicated to Supernigger, the
jack off all bridges, master at none.
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Xan orationX
/ / One would think he could
X 7-23-88 X call a bridge without
/ / being surrounded by
----------- lamers. He thought he
could avoid being with
dweebs.
He figured people would be polite and Mature enough to keep away
from silly "Tic-tac-toe-tones" You know, the pound sign. But
nooooooooooooooooooo. Well, that's ok. I'll just get revenge. That's all.
It's, no. It's... can it be??? it's, Hmmm, it's...SAMURAI PHONE
PHREAKER!!!
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another oration
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Que es "free enterprise"?
Que es "central intelligence".
Intelligente del central?
Si! Si! Es mui facile.
Que es "political suicide".
El George Bush y el Manny Noriega
Esta en; que es, que es, how you say
"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine
Cartel.
Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.
"Just say Noriega to drugs".
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##the pap number section###
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An 800 number will cost you a little bit for each call in to your
place. Isn't it interesting now that Pat Robertson has run outa campaign
money, there is no toll free number to contact the 700 club? Maybe the
timing is just perfect, but ATI suggests he used up all the 700 club
money to try and become president of the United States.
Boy, people dont like Captain Zap too much, eh?
516-751-2600 2600 magazine
202-456-7639 president's office
202-457-7970 cbs news, washington
213-935-1111 sweep tone test
313-424-0900 mich. bell cn/a
412-633-3333 at&t newsline, pa
619-375-1234 time & temp
800-222-talk talking yellow pages
800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
800-692-8766 watson voice demo
800-759-talk skytalk
800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
203-445-8514 high tech hits home
446-2200 have an EB scabb paged
536-0987 another sweeptone test
771-4920 SNOTCO we go beyond...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!-can u b-lieve it???-!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Chinese Government forces their people to have abortions.
The family of Li Quan Bong came to the US so that he could get
his PhD in engineering. When he finished his PhD in March of 1986 he
filed an application with the Chinese government to stay in the US to
continue 18 months additional training. Then in May 1987, his wife,
Ping Hong became pregnant. The Chinese government heard that she
was pregnant with a second child and ordered them back to china so that
she could have an abortion. The Li's stayed in the US and the chinese
government started harassing them. The chinese Party has a set of rules
regarding: IUD insertion after one child, sterilization after 2, and
abortions for women pregnant without official permission.
The US is trying to make the Li's go back to China saying they
cannot "prove a well founded fear of persecution upon return" to China.
The attorney general has final authority in such cases. You can make
your opinion known by writing to: Attorney General, Dept of Justice,
Constitution Ave. and 10th St., N.W. Washington, DC. 20530.
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Learn about privacy from taxes, multiple addresses, nomadic living,
how to dissappear,avoiding surveillance and eavesdropping. write:
Eden press,
11623 Slater C, Box 8410-ap
Fountain Valley, CA 92728.
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bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
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This bitch brought to you by, Fah-Q.
Who ever heard of 85 cents for a cup of coffee. International
House of Pancakes charges that and we here at ATI think that's
outragious. The other day we took a ration of shit from a waitress at
IHOP for trying to pick a seat away from the "Ct State Police". We got
tired of taking shit from the waitress and walked out. The waitress the
parking lot and make us pay for the coffee which he didn't drink. We
didnt drink it so we didnt feel we should have to pay for it. The state
cop told us that weather or not we drank it we had to pay for it and
that he didnt ever want to see us in IHOP again.
We just said screw it, and went over to the Mariner, (the only
other place to get coffee at 4 in the morning).
On Friday, the 29th, we plan to get a big coffee maker and set
up next to IHOP offering free coffee to the public. So if you think
.85 is too much to pay for a cup of coffee, come and have a cup of
coffee on ATI. We'll be there from about 10pm-2am.
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$ FOR SALE: $
$ The Anarchist Cookbook $
$ by William Powell $
$ 22.95 $
$ write: Survival Books $
$ 11106 Magnolia Blvd. $
$ N. Hollywood, CA. 91601. $
$ Attention: Lori $
$ or call: 818-763-0804 $
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Investigative and security aids send $2. to
Sherwood Communications
po box 535 s
southampton, PA. 18966
or call 215-357-9065
Unusual books over 900 titles
ANVIL
box 640383f
el paso, TX 79904
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The world's first coin telephone was installed on the SNETco lines
in 1889 in Hartford, CT.
October 9, 1876. First two-way long distance transmission- 2 miles
between Boston and Cambridgeport.
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A LOOK INSIDE THE CIA on video.
part 1: the history 58 minutes.
part 2: assassination 49 ""
part 3: subversion 67 ""
$59.95
Fusion Video
17214 So. Oak Park Ave.
Dept TN 8807
Tinley Park, IL 60477
or call 1800-338-7710
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!VISA ALERT!!!VISA ALERT!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE CONGRESS changed the law, the US government barred foreign
authors, academicians, journalists, artists, and politicians from the
United States if they were deemed to be:
! members of the communist party
! critics of US foreign policy
! politically suspicious
! otherwise ideologically suspect.
During 1988 the government cannot prohibit foreigners from visiting
or residing in the US because of "any past, present, or expected beliefs,
statements or associations." If you are an American citizen who has
invited or intends to invite a foreigner to the US who might be affected
by this change, please let us know.
We are monitoring the State Department's compliance to ensure that
the new law is being properly interpreted and enforced. We may also
be able to assist you in obtaining a visa for your guest.
Susan Benda, ACLU (202)544-1681
Gail Pendleton, National Lawyers
Guild (617)227-9727.
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MEESE'S PIECES T'Shirts. sizes M,L,&XL. 11.85 covers everything.
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Time for Change Productions
PO box 21298
Washington, DC. 20009
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RUSSIAN TYPEWRITERS, Brand new Hermes Portables. $175.
Jacob Sachs, 251 West 98th St.
New York, NY 10025.
(212)222-6683
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SELLING COPIES of Abbie Hoffman's
"Steal This Book." $7.95 + $2 shipping & Handling.
Marco
PO Box 1211,
Westerly, RI. 02891
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NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers. $2 for 1; 7 for $10.
FYL
8315 Lake City Way, #207
Seattle, WA 98115
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NATIONAL MOBILIZATION FOR SURVIVAL seeks phonebank coordinator to handle
all aspects of phone campaign plus some administrative responsibilities.
Monday-Thursday 3-9pm. $8.50 per hour negotiable. Offers paid vacation
and health benefits. (212)995-8787
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NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise not to solicit you with misleading junk
mail or annoying telephone surveys. Nor will I sell your address to any
other services.
Send three dollars to: TMP, PO Box
488, LaHonda, CA 94040
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My next door neighbor, Sarah, just wrote me a quick poem in her head
after taking a quick look at my Bill Murray styled bermudashorts.
-Too bad
-So sad
-Your shorts
-Are plaid.
Pretty good thinkin she's only 13 years old.
n n n n n n n
e e e e e e
a a a a a
t t t t
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Eccentric fun at highrises. Record a scream into a boom box and play it
back dropping it off the top of a skyscraper. Do this around 8pm when
everyone's gathered around the television. Families will hear,
"ahhhhhhhhhh" as some monstrosity falls freely past their window down
to the street.
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NOPE, NoOne in Particular
Enterprises, presents:
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SMUGLETTS: adult oriented sniglets.
BOOBDEPOPINESS: when a wo-man's nipples get erect in the cold.
SMELTCH: when a burp tastes just like something schmells.
LOBLOTOME: to be kicked in the knutts.
TUNAFIED: when you can't get the sexsmell off your penis.
LOOKITUPINESS:the fear that AT&T will charge u to call information
SICKMANIA: Thinking up smugletts at 5 in the morning on no sleep.
BUSHWACKING: selling arms to 3rd world countries in exchange for drugz.
LEMELYDUYA: getting elected to a position of power utilizing the broad
conservative sweep experienced under Raygunomics.
PRANKING OFF: staying on the line when a breather calls.
PLECTROMIZED: when your pick falls inthe sound hole of your guitar.
N0-TOLERANTS: having a no drugs policy when friends board your boat in
fear oflosing your first born to Nancy's "say-no-police".
YANKOMATION: using an electronic device for masturbatory praktice.
PUTZOHALT: stopping midstream at a urinal when the guy mounting the next
urinal over looks your way.
LOOKZEPISSER: The guy that looks at your pecker from the next urinal
over.
OLLIFY: To destroy that which might incriminate you.
COITUSAVOIDUS: To shy away from sex in fear of aids.
POPAGROPIA: The mad rush to touch the pope when he comes to your town.
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