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Short, slightly naughty joke


Wife (to Husband): How many eyes does a rooster have?

Husband: Two.

Wife: How many legs does a rooster have?

Husband: Two.

Wife: How many beaks do roosters have?

Husband: One.

Wife: How many ribs does a cat have?

Husband: How the hell should I know?

Wife (to Sister): Ain't that just like a man? Knows
everything about cocks, but don't know shit
about pussy!

 
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