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Just a few famous Norm Peterson lines
Article 9524 of alt.tasteless.jokes:
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Subject: NORM
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"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
"How about a cold one, Norm?"
"Oh, I left her at home."
"How's the world treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"How's life treating you, Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its' wife."
"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."
"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
"Hey, Norm, what's shakin'?"
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
"How's life in the fast lane?"
"Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp."
"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson."
"Alright, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."
"Evening, Woody"
"Good evening, Mr. Peterson. What can I get you?"
"Oh, I'll take whatever comes out of that tap"
(poouring into a glass) "It's beer, Mr. Peterson"
"Just call me Mr. Lucky"
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!"
"What's the story, Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
"What do you say to a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Going down."
"How about a beer, Norm?"
"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
"Hi Mr. Peterson. what's your pleasure"
"Loose socks and boxer shorts!"
"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody."
"What's up, Normie?"
"My nipples, it's freezing out there."
"Evenin' Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nippin' at your nose?"
"Yeah, now let's have Joe Beer nippin' at my liver."
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