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The latest and Greatest jokes off fido... strat y
_______________________________JOKES____________________________________
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Q> Why don't they use 911 in Poland?
A> Because Polacks can't find 11 on their phones!
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Q> What do Polish women do when they're done sucking cock?
A> They spit out the feathers.
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Q> Why do Mexicans have noses?
A> So they have something to pick during the winter.
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Q> What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
A> Father's Day.
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Q> What do you call a gay in a wheelchair?
A> Rollaids.
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Did you hear that PEE WEE Herman died last week?
Ya, He had a 'massive stroke'!
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Q> What does MAGIC stand for?
A> My Ass Got Infected Coach!!!
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Q: Why do ballerinas wear tights?
A: So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splits.
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"Mommy, does Jesus use our bathroom?"
"Why, no, why do you ask?"
"Because every morning Daddy kicks on the door and yells 'Christ, are you still in there?!?'"
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Q: What's a cruel thing to do to a blind person?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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Q> Why does Mila always do it on top?
A> Because Brian only fucks up!
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Q> Why can't you circumcise Mulroney?
A> Because there's no end to that prick!
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Q> What do you call an Irish Canadian with half a brain?
A> Mr. Prime Minister!
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Q> Mulroney's dick is so small (HOW SMALL IS IT??!!!!??)
A>It's so slow that when Mila takes it in her mouth, she doesn't suck, she flosses!
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Q> Did you hear that they had to recall the new Mulroney postage stamp?
A> People kept spitting on the wrong side!
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Mulroney's office made a terrible error when they booked simultaneous visits from George Bush and thope, who were visiting at the same time.
"Who shall I send in first?" an aide asked.
"Send in the pope first," said Brian, "I only have to kiss his RING."
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Q> What's the difference between Rock Hudson and Brian Mulroney?
A> Brian's aides haven't killed him yet!
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Q> Why doesn't the P.M. play hide-and-seek?
A> Because he knows nobody is going to go look for him!
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Mary Had a Little Lamb...
... And the doctor fainted!
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There was a tea maker who had a dozen kids because of flow-through bags...
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Q> What does a feminist use for birth control?
A> Personality
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Q> What do you call a woman without an asshole?
A> Single!
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Q> What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
A> The Geneologist looks up your family tree, and the gynecologist looks up your family bush!!!
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Q> Why does Pee-Wee wiggle his fingers in his drink?
A> He wants to get his Date Drunk...
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Did you here Pee-Wee's case was thrown out of Court?
Yeah, the evidence would stand up in court...
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And did you know he fired his lawyer? Seems he thought he could get
himself off.
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Q> What do Jews yell on a golf course?
A> $3.95!
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