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NetWit Vol.2 #27
From: MX%"[email protected].edu" 15-AUG-1992 03:17:49.25
To: COMPTEC91006
CC:
Subj: Netwit Volume 2, Number 27
To: [email protected]
X-Mailer: fastmail [version 2.3 PL11]
[Ok, no rating...]
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Submitted by: [email protected] (Thomas Galloway)
Subject: Par for the course
Swiped from: rec.humor.funny (moderated):
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On the Senior Pro Golfers' tour, the phrase 'winning by a stroke' takes on
a whole new meaning.
[From a Boston Globe article about local radio station WAAF]
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Submitted by: [email protected] (Ray Deonandan)
Subject: claus
Swiped from: ec.humor.funny (moderated):
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One time Santa Claus was out deliverng presents on
Christmas morning, when he came to the house of a beautiful
young woman. He slid down the chimney, and there she was
waiting for him in her best bathrobe. "Merry Christmas, my
dear," he said, "have you been a good girl all year?"
"I certainly have!" she replied. So he put all her presents
under the tree and said "Well, see you next year!"
"But Santa," she said, "won't you stay with me for a little
while?"
"That's very sweet of you dear," said Santa Clause, "but
I've got alot of present's to deliver and I really have to
be going."
"But Santa," she said, "I've been waiting for you all
year..."
"Oh no, no, no," said Santa Clause, "there's lot's to be
done by morning, and what would Mrs.Clause say?"
"But Santa," she said slipping out of her robe, "just this
once?"
"Oh all right," he said, "I'll never make it back up the
chimney now anyway."
______________________________________________________________________________
Submitted by: [email protected]
Subject: Natural-Born
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Swiped from Reader's Digest:
An eighth-grade teacher was leading a discussion on
the qualifications for being President of the United
States. After the teacher commented that a person must
be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised
her hand. "Does that mean that if you were born by
Caesarean section that you can't be President?"
______________________________________________________________________________
Submitted by: [email protected] (Brett Schultz)
Subject: Polack joke
Swiped from: rec.humor:
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Q: What did Jesus say to the Polish before he left?
A: Play dumb 'til I get back.
______________________________________________________________________________
Submitted by: [email protected]
Subject: how much for the presidency?
Swiped from: rec.humor.funny (moderated):
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I heard this on NPR (National Public Radio) this morning. It was in
a story about Al Gore's visit to a new Democratic campaign headquarters
in Boston. It was the former local office for Ross Perot's supporters.
While killing some time, Joe Kennedy 2nd (my US congressman) said
something like this (paraphrasing - I forget the exact wording):
Some people thought Perot would spend $100 million of his
own money to buy the presidency. My grandmother (102-year-old
Rose Kennedy, monther of JFK, Teddy, etc.) told me 'your
grandfather only spent $10 million.'
Just to be clear, he soon afterwards said "It was a joke, gang, a joke."
__________________________Send Jokes--Have a nice day._________________________
The above collection of characters was mailed to you by Jeffrey H. Knodel.
The humor contained herin is in the public domain (unless otherwise noted),
and is yours to do with as you please. Submissions, questions, etc. should
be sent to [email protected].edu. To subscribe, send me a letter asking
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