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By the horses names... it's quite a race


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THE HORSE RACE


Name Odds
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Bare Belly 2-1
Silk Panties 2-1
Passionate Lady 5-1
Clean Sheets 100-1
Conscience 100-1
Big Dick 3-1
Heavy Bosom 6-1
Thighs 5-1
Cherry 3-1
Jockey Shorts 5-1

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Douche Bag 1-1
<more>
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THEY'RE OFF!

Conscience is left at the post. Silk Panties and Jockey Shorts are off with
a rush. Bare Belly is beginning to show. Heavy Bosom with Clean Sheets at the
back. Douche Bag is completely lost.

...AT THE RAIL

It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open up a hole and Big Dick is going in. Heavy
Bosom is hard pressed. Passionate Lady is coming strong and Conscience is
completely lost.

...AT THE TURN

It's Cherry between Big Dick and Passionate Lady. Thighs working hard and
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure.

<more>

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...AT THE STRETCH

Cherry cracks under the strain as Big Dick goes in for the kill. Passionate
Lady is doing her best and Bare Belly is close up. Big Dick passed Thighs by
a full length and Passionate Lady is almost overcome.

...AT THE FINISH

Big Dick rushes in, but Passionate Lady takes all he has and it's a dead heat.
Heavy Bosom folds, Bare Belly is all lathered up at the finish. Thighs pull up
and Clean Sheets never had a chance while Conscience wasn't even in the race
from the start. Big Dick unexpectedly gives a quick spurt and Passionate Lady
kept coming. Douche Bag came in last to clean up the track.

....the end

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