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Why Bill Gates is the devil in Revelations
A message posted anonymously on the Internet in the fall of 1994...
THE GATES OF HELL?
Warning! Bill Gates (president of Microsoft) may be the next Antichrist. Revelation 13:18 says,et anyone
who has intelligence work out the number of the beast, for the number represents a man's name, the
numerical value of its letters is six hundred and sixty-six."
Bill Gates's full name is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III). Bynverting the
letters of his current name to their ASCII values, you get the following:
B I L L G A T E S 3
66 + 73 + 76 + 76 + 71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83 + 3 = 666
also...
M S - D O S sp 6 . 2 1
77 + 83 + 45 + 68 + 79 + 83 + 32 + 54 + 46 + 50 + 49 = 666
and almost...
W I N D O W S 9 6
87 + 73 + 78 + 68 + 79 + 87 + 83 + 57 + 54 = 666
Yet another comparison table
Jesus Windows 95
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Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day
now."
Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to
arrive actually arrive.
Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill
Gates.
Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even
possible." run all possible Windows
apps.
Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good
computers into furniture.
Born in a manger. | Resembles something found
in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory
protection.
Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows
3.1.
Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking
the multitudes performance barely works.
Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame.
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