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Compiled list of Occupation X does it Thusly one
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
Accountants do it for profit.
Actors do it in the limelight.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Algebraists do it in groups.
Algol programmers block it out.
Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
APL programmers do it in a line.
Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle.
Armadilloes do it avec l'armour (Fr., "despite their armour").
Artists do it in the buff.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Australians do it down under.
Bach did it with his organ.
Bakers do it for the dough.
Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
Baseball Players do it with their bats.
Batman does it with Robin.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Bell Labs programmers do it with UNIX.
Bicyclists do it with chains.
Blitzkrieg players do it in five minutes.
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Bus drivers do it in transit.
Bus masters do it with slaves.
Butchers do it in the raw.
C programmers do it their way.
Carpenters do it tongue-in-groove.
Catholics do it A LOT!
Chemical Engineers do it in packed beds.
Chess players do it with royalty.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Cluster analysts do it in groups.
Collectors do it in sets.
Combinatorialists do it discreetly.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
Dancers do it to music.
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Declarative programmers do it productively.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Dentists do it orally.
Diamond cutters do it harder.
Doctors do it with patience.
Don't do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Dummy's partner does it with dummy's hand.
Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electricians do it in their shorts.
Engineers do it with a first order approximation.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo, and with high fidelity.
Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Fortran programmers do it with double precision.
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Geologists do it with abnormal pressure.
Group theorists do it either way.
Hackers do it top down.
Hairdressers do it with curling irons.
Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency.
Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds.
Hedgehogs do it cautiously.
Heinz does it with great relish.
Hermits do it alone.
Historians did it.
Inductors dissipate after doing it.
Jockeys do it with whips and saddles.
Joggers do it on the run.
Jugglers do it with more balls.
Julia Child does it with asparagus and Hollandaise sauce.
Lawrence Welk does it with feeling.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Librarians do it silently.
Lifeguards do it on the beach.
Linguists do it with their tongues.
Lions do it with pride.
Lisp hackers do it in cars.
Lisp programmers do it between the parentheses.
Lisp programmers have to be bound to do it.
Logicians do it consistently and completely.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts.
Milkmen do it in the morning.
Miners do it with a bang.
Ministers do it only on Sunday.
Monopoly players do it for hours.
Morticians do it gravely.
Mountain climbers do it abysmally.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Mussourgsky does it at an exhibition.
Nixon did it to us, but we did it to him.
Nobel laureates do it in the bank.
Nurses do it with patience.
Operators mount everything.
Orthodontists do it with braces.
Oscillators do it repeatedly.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Pascal programmers do it in variant ways.
Pathologists do it with corpses.
Patients do it feverishly.
Pheasants do it under glass.
Photographers do it in the dark.
Particle physicists do it with charm.
Plasma physicists do it with high energy particles.
Pipefitters do it with blowtorches.
Plumbers do it with snakes and helpers.
Podiatrists do it with feet.
Poker players do it with their own hand.
Politicians do it to make the headlines.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Postmen do it at the front entrance.
Priests do it heavenly.
Prince Charles does it in succession.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it.
Professors forget to do it.
Programmers do it routinely.
Psychiatrists do it like crazy.
Psychologists do it best at variable intervals.
Quantum Mechanics do it with uncertainty.
Ranchers do it with cows and sheep.
Real estate brokers do it on the ground.
Receptionists do it in the vestibule.
Recursion theorists do it in one go.
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
Researchers do it with control.
Robbers do it under arms.
Robots do it mechanically.
Roofers do it up on top.
Roosters do it coquettishly.
Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Schematologists do it haltingly.
Schmitt triggers do it only once (*sigh*).
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace.
Secretaries do it with their fingers.
Shubert didn't finish it.
Skunks do it instinctively.
Snakes do it in the grass.
Snipers do it with a bang.
Snobol programmers do it in strings.
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Soldiers do it standing erect.
Sopranos do it in unison.
Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay).
Spies do it under cover.
St. Matthew did it passionately.
Statisticians do it approximately normally.
Statisticians do it with a little deviance.
Statisticians do it with deviates.
Statisticians do it with probability 1.
Statisticians probably do it.
Steel workers do it hotter.
Stock brokers do it on the margin.
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Structured programmers do it repeatedly or else.
Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet.
Surfers do it standing up.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Swimmers do it with strokes.
Teachers do it with class.
Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick.
Tennis players do it in sets.
Testators do it willingly.
The IRS does it to EVERYBODY.
The Mets did it in 69.
The folks at Smith-Barney do it "the old fashoined way".
Topologists do it openly.
Transformers do it by coupling.
Truants do it absently.
Typesetters do it between periods
Typists do it with their fingers.
Undertakers do it with corpses.
Unix programmers do it with unchecked conversions.
Ushers do it in the dark.
Ventriloquists do it with ther mouths closed.
Violinists do it with long strokes.
Wagner did it for hours.
Waitresses do it for tips.
Welders do it with hot rods.
Well diggers do it in a hole.
Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs.
Yellow Pages do it with Walking Fingers.
Zippermakers do it on the fly.
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