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Just bizarre.
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Msg : 14 of 14
From : L. Stewart -- IS Office 105889:81/8 08 Jun 92 21:10:22
To : All 09 Jun 92 11:23:14
Subj : brussel sprouts and the carbonation of DAC
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From: [email protected] (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
rn.onet.on.ca!watserv1!lstewart
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: brussel sprouts and the carbonation of DAC
Organization: University of Waterloo
.Message-ID: <[email protected]>
.Date: Mon, 8 Jun 1992 21:10:22 GMT
Dearest Andrew,
Your mummy and I have decided to leave the country.
This was a difficult decision for us since you are an only
child. The question was made easier as we also agreed that
you were an unwanted child. We have watched you grow and
quite frankly we are dismayed with your fascination for
BIG MAC (tm) sandwiches which we find deplorable. Your mummy
is especially upset by your failures in all things hygeinic.
You smell like Princess Anne and you dress like a drag-queen
Fergie.
Tell your little friends that we died in a tragic
cocaine enema explosion or something. Don't try to find us as
we have changed our names and are consulting a surgeon. You'll
find that mother has washed your sheets for the final time and
there's a few dollars on the nightstand. Try and keep your
pants up in public and if you must go down the pub and brag
about things forget your sniffling Amigo compactor or what-
ever-the-damn that plastic box of yours is.
Happy to see the end of you son
your dad Jocko Wand
--- Fred-Uf 1.8h(L)[BETA]
* Origin: Megabyte BBS, UUCP, Fidonet, IMEx, total messaging (89:81/8.0)
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