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Ways to beat drug tests
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INTRO NOTE:
This excerpt is from my pamphlet, Conquering the Urine Tests, now in its 11th printing. ? copyright,
Jeffrey Nightbyrd. Putting on a copyright notice seems strange in the Internet particularly when I wnt this
information to get widely distributed. I guess the notice means that I don't want someone to reprintmy hard
work for commercial purposes.
If you want to email me it's <Picture>[email protected]. Later If this posting works I'll try to ut more of
the pamphlet up on the Net. If you can't wait, you can get the ordering info from the Klear company ia
recording at 800 661-1357. As an aside, from my research KLEAR makes the best urine testing product n
the market.
My motto remains: 'Test your government, not your urine."
TECHNIQUES FOR BEATING THE TESTS
The most important rule is never give up your first urine of the morning. This urine is the most conentrated
and will yield the worst results.
Dilution is a highly effective technique. If you know you are going to be tested, even if diuretics ren't
available, drink as much water, soda pop, coffee and tea as possible during the 12 hours before the est. This
dilutes your sample as much as four to five times, and often yields negative readings under the threhold of
the test. Even if you only have an half hour warning, drink as much fluid as possible, and void the irst
portion of your urine sample into the toilet. This has worked for many occasional pot smokers. In Byd Labs
tests, this will work as much as 50% of the time. Don't punish yourself with vinegar, lemon juice, o other
strange concoctions. If possible take a 50mg to 100 mg of Vitamin B complex, or Vitamin B-2 tablets o
produce a lovely yellow color in your urine. Colorless urine raises suspicion.
There is little uniformity in testing procedures. In most situations your private parts will not be irectly
observed, unless the test is being conducted by a pervert. In some instances you may be asked to chage
into a hospital gown. Inquire about the procedures in your workplace. Plan ahead; keep your cool.
Certain herbs act as diuretics which speed fluid elimination. Among the best diuretics are HorsetailGrass,
Poria, Dandelion Root, Juniper Berry and Parsley. Golden Seal is a good purifier. These are availabl at
your health food store. Your vitamin store carries compounds like "Thompsons Diuretics" or "KAL Herbl
Diuretic". These taken as teas reduce your reading, and can be very helpful in as little as 12 hoursif several
quarts are consumed. But it's best to begin as soon as your know you are going to be tests. NOTE: TH
TEAS DO NOTHING TO REDUCE THE EXCRETION OF DRUG METABOLITES, THEY WORK BY
DILUTING YOUR SAMPLE. This does not guarantee getting under the threshold of the test. The old,
widely used, standard was 100 nanograms for THC.
WARNING: Following the Dept. of Transportation's lead many labs are shifting to the 50 nanogram test
threshold. Previously the standard threshold for THC was 100 nanograms. A moderate smoker consuming liquids the day of the test could usually pass on the 4th day. At the 50 nanogram level dilution wit teas will
be increasingly problematic.
When you drink quantities of vinegar, cranberry juice, or other weird home remedies they are processd by
the amazingly sophisticated filtration system in your body. They are of little or no direct help. Stck with
water or diuretic teas.
In an incredibly stupid report, Newsweek magazine reported Mountain Dew could be substituted for urie.
The smell, stickiness, and sugar content make this idea unworkable. However, you might get permanentsick
leave with the world's highest rating on a diabetes test. Don't try it.
Though we do not recommend or encourage any illegal activity or abusive drug use, we think each
individual is best suited to make judgments about the circumstances that affect her or his life.
Byrd Labs has tested several hundred compounds, many which are commonly available. The following
information has been checked, double checked, and tested by laboratory personnel. Over the last fouryears
over a thousand trials have been run to separate fact from fantasy. As part of our ongoing informatinal
effort we include the following reports of methods that have been attempted by people seeking to proect
their jobs:
1.Substitution Switch your urine for a quality urine sample. People have used their friend's urine, ut be
careful, as one employee discovered, his grandmother's urine registered a false positive because shewas
taking back medicine. Byrd Labs instant drug free urine works well because it's reconstituted to guaantee
it's drug free. Substitution with a spouse or member of the opposite sex will be undetected. Male an
female's readings are within the same range as to be undetectable.
Many report using containers such as Urostemy bags, rubbers, or saline bags, concealed in their undewear
to provide an alternative sample. Many testing personnel check to see that the urine sample is warm,so in
this method either warm water must be used or the sample needs to be kept close to the body. Acceptale
urine temperature is usually 90.5 to 100 degrees. Urine kept next to the body usually reads about 92to 94
degrees.
Many report success using reservoir tipped condoms (non lubricated), which are filled with about 3 t 4
ounces of urine, and the backed end closed with a tightly wrapped rubber band. Carried under the armor in
the underpants, the tip is pinched off and the warm contents squirted into the collecting bottle. Incases of
extreme surveillance, the condom has been worn over the penis, like a penis extender with the liquidin the
front. Most test subjects are not observed closely.
A competitive weight lifter, worried about steroid use, reported to Byrd Labs that she had secreted
condom in her vagina during the course of the competition. Afterward, she sat on the toilet, reacheddown,
pricked the tip and squirted the urine into the collecting bottle. When reminded that steroid use wa harmful
to her long term health, she replied, "I know, but it's the price you have to pay if you want to comete at a
national level. All the competitors are doing it." 2.Filling out the form to include over-the-counte
medications which cause the same positive results as the illegal drug that might be consumed. (See
extensive cross reactive list.) If a positive result occurs on the test, a basis has been laid for a appeal.
Remember the negative error rate is just as large or larger than the positive error rate. Many peopl using
drugs escape detection. 3.Bleach - ? teaspoonful added to your urine will cause chemical reactions wich
render the test negative. Only chlorinated bleaches work. But a follow-up can detect bleach by its hgh pH
level, but this is only tested when the sample raises suspicion. Bleach leaves a cloudy precipitate.This
problem can be minimized by reducing it to a fine powder. But experiment first. In an emergency bleah is
the best household additive. 4.In a pinch, two tablespoons of ordinary table salt added to urine hascaused
the test to read negative. In tests less salt does not work. Salt residue can often be seen at the bttom of the
collecting bottle. 5.Ammonia Two ounces of normal household ammonia will also cause the test to be
negative, but the smell of ammonia often gives it away. It also caused a high pH reading which is
increasingly used to cross-check the validity of the urine sample. 6.Sodium Nitrate. Tests by Byrd Lbs
show this to be much more effective than household table salt which is Sodium Chloride. A level teasoon
will often work. Available in most cities at chemical supply stores. Dissolves poorly. 7.Bleach. Sodum and
Calcium hypoclorite are widely available household and swimming pool bleaches. About one level teaspon
usually does the trick. Foams. pH problems. But good in a pinch. 8.Drano. About a half teaspoon work in
an emergency. Foams up in urine. Be sure to remove little metal flakes and grind to powder so it disolves
quickly. 9.UrinAid - this additive from Byrd Labs was designed to defeat the EMIT marijuana test.
Exceptionally effective. Reduces levels of other metabolites. Two tubes create high specific gravityreading.
So effective, it sometimes tested for as an adulterant. 10.Klear. This new, highly potent, designer dditive is
the best development so far by sympathetic chemists. In Byrd Labs tests this compound knocked out al
positives. Comes in a micro tube. Recommended. 11.Hydrogen Peroxide. The Oxygen atoms cause rapid
chemical combination and hydrogen peroxide breaks down into undetectable - Water. Byrd Lab tests sho
that the metabolite levels are only reduced by 50% solutions. Household strength does not work. Warnng!
Burns the skin. 12.Aspirin. In 1994 the Journal of Clinical Chemistry reports that 4 aspirins ingestd before
a urine test reduces positive readings for 2 to 12 hours. Doses of 12 aspirin could reduce a readingup to
40% if a person had alkaline urine. For borderline cases this is a good step to take when drinking lquids.
For best results take aspirin with last glass of liquid. 13.Prescription medicines. Don't use the lat of your
codeine cough syrup, or other cross reactive medicines given to you by a doctor. If you fail a urinetest, it
can be a convincing defense to bring in your prescription bottle, and insist the medication you weretaking,
caused you to fail. ( Check the cross reactive list.) 14.Blushing Kidneys. Three per cent of the pubic is
psychologically incapable of urinating in front of other people. Doctors have named this syndrome of
excessive modesty, "Blushing Kidneys". If you have reason to believe that you may fail the urine tes, and
have no other recourse, your best bet may be to strain and strain and tell the "wee watcher" that yo are just
too embarrassed to do anything. It's much better to argue about your modesty than why your test migh have
registered positive.
NOTE. The problem with using bleach, ammonia, and Drano or other substances is that samples are
frequently tested for specific gravity, pH, or creatinine. Battery acid would render a test negativefor drugs,
but drop the pH test off the scale. If a company followed up with the sophisticated GC/MS test, it wuld be
obvious your urine had been adulterated.
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