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This is the intro and the first bit of a section o
Ironic Realms
Living On The Edge Of Reality
Chapter 1---Introduction To IR
Ironic Realms is an idea I have been toying with for years now but just now have started to k
on....this the 3rd edition, but first to seriouldly work on is beggining as of today this thirteenth April,
nineteenhundred ninetyfive. Dont ya just love saying things like that?
Anyway to cut the BullShit Ironic Realms toys with the idea of oxymorons, stupidity, irony,
pretty much the shit I think people all get annoyed by but never seem to do anything about. Let me bstargiht with you...I like to bitch...I like to whine...I dont like to be bothered by dumb litttle ngs...it
pisses me off,and I dont think Im alone to this.
So in version 2 there was a guide to the introduction in version 1...very few people indeed r
got a chance to read either of these books..but I hope to release this one a little better...so to qe one
of my favored authors Douglas Adams this is a 'Guide To The Guide'..for the idiots Adams wrote a
collection of books called The HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy Series and he made one edition where compiled all the books(7 or so)into a large book,were talking the kind that could kill your cat i tfell off
the coffe table...:=).
So anyway incase you havent notcied in the last 3 paragraphs I wnet of into several tandems had no plan in wiritin about but yet know I am writing a note on my wall-o-notes that I gotta write chapter on The Guide later....its the kinda thing I do.
So anyhow basically your gonna hear me reflect on tings from a-z that I have contemplated iny life..I am toying with the idea of adding a glossary at the end with all the words that I rate asol.
I am not daring to prepare a table of contents cause..hell,I dunno whats gonna be here...see I can j
sit here and write about absolutely anything at all..being it dogs ro packet data switching networksI can
BS it all the time.
And just for those of you who are not my close-personal-frineds....I love to lie,exagerate,j
etc... . I wouldnt take anything you see in here very serioulsly..the world is in dire need of a boohat
gives the answers...answers are answers regardless of truth...I gave you the naswer you wanted.
So maybe Ill go do something or start the next chapter...but Id like to remind you all right
that this document is freelt publishible as long as it remains wholy intact..my little disclaimers the ned
are there and you dont steal my thunder and take my credit and tell your friends you wrote it(I can d
minds..its a talent).
But...as long as Im able this book will alwyas be freely available to all those who request either
by calling my board at 914-967-1553,sending mail to whatever my current adress is..Ill keep it
posted...right now its [email protected] but it changes monthly.
So this took up just about a page inmy view,how bout yours?Pages are always something that
haveintesrested me, is a page a relative mesaure or do the tight assed rich dudes who govern ascii fine that too...does it depend on your monitor or does your montiro just display it alot bigger...as
when you think about it then a monitor could display like The King James Bible and The Torah if it we
big enough..well here I go of the page..maybe Ill leave you with a Im
falinnnnnggggg........................................
................................................onto the next page....enough with that chapter lets on with the show.
Chapter 2-----Books
Books...hmm thats a prety borad subject eh? Should take up my spring vacation to write..wellets see...lets define the main componenets and types of books we know. I guess we can start with th
standard Fiction vs. Non-Fiction approach.
Ok so if were gonna do it that way lets define Fiction and Non-Fiction.
What the Oxford has to say.....
Non-Fiction:Literary work other than fiction.
No,Im not holdingout on you...thats it!My could you be a little less complicated? All that jargon coses
me...maybe well get a better definiton of fiction so The Ironic Relams definiton can be the contradioy
part of fiction...lets see
Fiction:1.Non-factual information esspecially novels 2.Invented idea, thing, etc... 3.Generally acced
falsehood.
Well...that doesnt help very much either now does it?
Lets take a closer look at them both..first, to establish what Non-Fiction is were gonna havo
figure out fiction right?Right. Ok, Non-Factual, but who defines the facts and the lies huh? Is ther little
factory tha people work in that decide whats better and what exists and what doesnt? Brings us back
the whole conecption of reality now doesnt it? More on that later.
Ok, so also...before something can presumably "be" must it not be invented by someone? I
mean an invention is not much more than a discovery is it? I mean regardless of which reality you
choose to live in and how you justify that to yourself...yove got to decide at some point what is whand
who is who and the such.
Ohhh...Mr. Oxford certainly does enjoy those Oxymorons doesnt he? Generally accepted
falsehood? What if I live in my world and she lives in hers and things mean different things to eacf us
as they must and I think chickens are humans in a costume...hey If I think so...as far as this book
concerned your just a chicken as likely as any other.
So if you want the english-teacher definition I guess that would eastablish non-fiction as auth
that is universally true, factual, but not nescessarily accepted...hmm thats interesting. Well this how
the world apprently sees it but let me look at Fiction and Non from my point of view.
My thing is reality is what you make of it...so while you can define a common noun in many
co-existing realitys verbs and adjectives become quite different to various people and their conditi
right? Sure they do.
So basically Non-Fiction is something you dont accept as what you think and therefore TO YOUts not true...regardless of where you or me or she or he is. Now enough on that...I cant go to indehtill
the adendum. So now weve established what we will be calling fiction and non-fiction lets look at thvarious things we can do with them...so onto the next section of this chapter...classifying Fiction.
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