Who are the Men In Black?
by Bufo Calvin
Bufo Calvin, P O Box 5231, Walnut Creek, CA 94596
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July 2, 1997
Who are the Men-in-Black?
The movie opening this week is based indirectly on a sub-plot of the UFO
story. At its most basic, it concerns mystery men who visit UFO witnesses
and investigators and advise silence.
The variations are many, as are the theories. Often noted is their
immaculate dark clothing, and new appearing cars. More ominous, though,
are details that suggest something other-worldly about these intimidators.
Perhaps the brand-new car they drive is a model many years old. Maybe they
step outside the door and vanish when there is nowhere to go. Sometimes they
show unfamiliarity with common objects, like ball-point pens, or the MIB who
tried to drink Jell-O. Maybe they'll make a coin vanish or perform some other
apparently magical feat. In the most extreme cases, they do not even appear
to be human!
The legend really began (although there were precedents in other
paranormal fields) with the publication of THEY KNEW TOO MUCH ABOUT FLYING
SAUCERS in 1956. Gray Barker, a movie-booker and flying saucer
investigator, penned this volume. While it covered such things as the
"Flatwoods Monster" and a possible shifting of the Earth's axis, the bulk
of it was devoted to the "Bender Mystery". Albert Bender had founded the
International Flying Saucer Bureau in 1952. It became quite successful,
and then Bender got out of the "saucer business", claiming to have been
visited by three men who influenced him to do so. Barker found it all
quite mysterious, and gave it a great build-up. This is how he sets it up
in the book:
"Three men in black suits with threatening expressions on their faces. Three
men who walk in on you and make certain demands.
Three men who know that =you= know what the saucers really are!
They don't want you to tell anyone else what you know."
THEY KNEW TOO MUCH ABOUT FLYING SAUCERS (page 92) by Gray Barker, 1956
These original Men-in-Black are certainly nefarious, threatening, and seem
to have an unusual knowledge. However, they are not portrayed as
supernatural or non-human. In fact, Barker ties them in with a man in a
black suit who was allegedly involved in the Maury Island Affair. This
series of events, now widely (but not universally) considered a hoax,
involved Kenneth Arnold, the pilot whose sighting on June 24th 1947,
started the modern interest in "flying saucers". He went Tacoma to
investigate a report of a flying saucer in trouble having spewed out some
sort of material. One of the witnesses, Harold Dahl, told Arnold that the
morning after his encounter, he was visited by a man in a black suit who
invited him out to breakfast. At the restaurant, the MIB proceeded to
describe everything that had happened the day before. The shocking part
was that no one had reported it anywhere yet!
It seemed that the man might have somehow been involved in the event. The
stranger then warned Dahl not to talk about it, and threatened him and his
family.
Thus established, the "Bender Mystery" had enough steam to last until
1962, when Bender's own book about it, FLYING SAUCERS AND THE THREE MEN,
was released. As described here, they were definitely not human. This is
how their first clear appearance is described:
"The room seemed to grow dark, yet I could still see. I noted three
shadowy figures in the room. They floated about a foot off the floor. My
temples throbbed and my body grew light. I had the feeling of being
washed clean. The three figures became clearer. All of them were dressed
in black clothes.
They looked like clergymen, but wore hats similar to Homburg style. The
faces were not clearly discernible, for the hats partly hid and shaded
them. Feelings of fear left me, as if some peculiar remedy had made my
entire body immune to fright.
The eyes of all three figures suddenly lit up like flashlight bulbs, and
all these were focused upon me. They seemed to burn into my very soul as
the pains above my eyes became almost unbearable. "
FLYING SAUCERS AND THE THREE MEN (page 90) by Albert Bender, 1962
He also gives us a clearer description when they appear to him in a more
physical form:
"Their clothing was made of a black material which reminded me of cloth
used in the attire of clergymen. It was well pressed, appeared almost
new. All the other apparel, such as ties, shirt, stockings, and shoes was
also black.
Their faces were unpleasant to look at. Their eyes shone like tiny
flashlight bulbls, and the teeth were pearly white, set in a very dark
complexion. I could not see their hands, covered by black gloves. A
bluish radiance enveloped their entire bodies, and I wondered if this was
giving off the sulphuric odor."
FLYING SAUCERS AND THE THREE MEN (page 106) by Albert Bender, 1962
At the time, Bender's tales of lights in his room,
out-of-body-experiences, underground bases, and telepathic communication
were so wild that it was suggested the book (published by Barker's own
Saucerian Books, with an introduction and annotation by Barker) was a
put-up job to throw saucer researchers off the track and make them look
crazy. However, in the context of today's reported alien abductions, it
doesn't sound as strange. In fact, there are several clear
correspondences.
For the next twenty years, until 1983, Gray Barker continued to put out
books trumpeting the MIBs. One such title was M.I.B.: THE SECRET TERROR
AMONG US (New Age Books, 1983)
Other authors have also contributed considerably to the Men-in-Black mythos.
Timothy Green Beckley, who is known for reporting the more sensational
stories, started covering the subject in 1962. In about 1970, he put out
MEN IN BLACK: THE EXPANDING CASE FOR ALIENS AMONG US (Kitchener). In this
book, he claimed that MIB reports went back to the great nineteenth
century airship crazes. 1979 saw the release of his similarly titled MIB:
ALIENS AMONG US (Global Communications). In the simply titled UFO by Milt
Machlin, which was written with Beckley (Quick Fox, 1981), there are
several pages on the MIB. The authors describe several types, including
this:
"Another type of MIB, now common throught the United States, is
represented by men who travel in pairs. The same description is always
given. One is tall, blond (usually witha crew cut), with a fair
complexion, and seems to be Scandinavian. His companion is shorter, with
angular features and an aolive complexion. The blond usually does most of
the talking while the other remains in the background. There seem to be
several identical pairs of these individuals operating simultaneously in
various parts of the country."
UFO (page 82), by Milt Machlin with Tim Beckley (1981)
The connection of MIBs with the occult was stressed in Ramona Clark's 1970
volume (also by Kitchener), THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN IN BLACK. The same year,
Kitchener released two more MIB titles by Kurt Glemser, THE MEN IN BLACK,
and MEN IN BLACK: STARTLING NEW EVIDENCE (by Clark and Glemser together).
They followed up in 1973 with THE MEN IN BLACK REPORT by Glemser.
John A. Keel is an amazing on-the-scene investigator and author. Even
though he's "been there, done that" on many "fortean" topics, he still
comes across as a pragmatic journalist. Several of his books have been
highly influential in shaping the beliefs of those in the "UFO community".
One of the reasons for this is his implication that he is only giving some
examples of stories from the many people who have contacted him, leaving
many untold. This has given added weight to what he does say. In his
book UFOS - OPERATION TROJAN HORSE (Putnam, 1970...also known as WHY
UFOS), he has this to say:
"Mrs. Butler's story may sound bizarre, but I have heard the same things
too many times in too many different places to dismiss them lightly. In
case after case, I have heard about strange men who paid pointless visits
and sometimes posed as Air Force officers. The descriptions are always
the same - - short of stature, dark olive skins, sharp pointed features.
And most of these scattered witnesses specifically noticed that these men
were dressed in clothes that seemed =brand-new=. Even the soles of their
shoes appeared to be unwalked on. If they have occassion to pull out a
wallet or notebook, that also is brand-new. (Most men, even Air Force
officers, carry beat up old wallets.) I have carefully kept many of these
small details to myself and have never published them or discussed them.
They provide a yardstick by which I can measure the validity of new
stories."
WHY UFOS (page 173), by John A. Keel (1970)
Keel's 1975 book THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, is a great book regardless of
your beliefs. Much of it focusses on the MIBs. They are definitely not
simply agents of the government in this one. These excerpts from the
Christiansen family's meeting with one will attest to that. They had just
moved into a new home, and had not yet been published in the phone book.
A visitor came to the door, asked for Edward Christiansen by name. The
huge man, at least six foot six (two meters) tall, and very
broad-shouldered, said he was from "...the Missing Heirs Bureau":
"...an unusual head, large and round while his face seemed angular,
pointed...his eyes were large, protruding, like `thyroid eyes,' and set
wide apart. One eye appeared to have a cast, like a glass eye, and did
not move in unison with its companion...When he sat down they could see a
long thick green wire attached to the inside of his leg. It came up out
of his socks and disappeared under his trousers. At one point it seemed
to be indented into his leg and was covered by a large brown spot...The
Christiansens said their visitor had an unusual pallor. They assumed he
was sick. His voice was also strange, with a high `tinny' voice...he
spoke in clipped words and phrases, `like a computer.' Connie said he
sounded as if he were reciting everything from memory."
THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (pages 76-78) by John A. Keel (1975)
There are many other authors who should be mentioned: folklorist Berthold
Schwarz brought us a great case in FLYING SAUCER REVIEW; Alan Greenfield,
who pointed out the occult historical connection; Brad Steiger; and many
others.
I apologize to those I didn't cover.
This is Bufo saying, "If =everything= seemed normal, that =would= be
weird!
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