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Old canker remedy

KANKA
Reviewed by FTANG-LOUIE

Kanka is an old canker remedy that began to lose it's place in the market
when less painful remedies started to appear. Problem is, the new ones didn't
work nearly as well, they left you aching within minutes. But wimpy consumers
seemed to prefer tender ineffectiveness to the brief but excruciating pain
that preceded the true anaesthesiac properties of Kanka. Kanka began to
disappear from market shelves, and canker sufferers faced an uncertain future.
But Kanka has returned, new and improved. It still hurts to apply, but
much less. The flesh deadening properties are a lot stronger, though
shorter lasting, and the smell itself may knock you out. You will be sorely
tempted to apply it elsewhere on your body. If you do, please send me a
report on the experiment.



 
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