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How to Make Slime
by L.E. Pirate
OK... Practically everyone knows about that shit that's all slimy
and gooey, and doesn't stick to anything? The "EVIL HOARDE SLIME"
is one of the many brands. In our conquest to discover various ways
of making this Gooey Shit (GS from now on), we came across what is
closest to this stuff. Now let's make it...
HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT
Materials
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(1).....Measuring Cup
(1).....Large >PLASTIC< Bowl
(1).....>WOODEN< Spoon
(1).....Box of PURE Corn Starch
and some water nearby.
First. Take the measuring cup, and fill it, to ONE CUP. Dump it in
the bowl. Wipe it dry, and measure 1 1/2 cups of PURE Corn Starch.
*DO NOT DUMP THE WHOLE THING IN*. Put a little in, and continue to stir
with the wooden spoon. Continue stirring until all the corn starch in
the cup is used up.
TRYING IT OUT
Now you got the GS made. What the hell do you do with it? Simple.
Before you mess around with it, like at school,etc. You should test
it out, to see if it's good enough. Take your hand, and SLAM your
hand, down into the plastic bowl. If it splatters, it's not enough
corn starch. If it accepts your hand, and you take your hand out with
all this white shit all over it, then it works.
EFFECTS
You might want to add some blue or any color, food coloring. This will
make it more enjoyable, and will help it stick together more.
STORAGE
*NOTE* This GS can become VERY harmful to your clothes, rugs, and
exspecially your drainage pipes. Do not throw this down the sink when
you are done with it. It will clog your drains, and even LIQUID PLUMBER
can't eat through this stuff.
FUN WITH GS
Well, now you have this slimy shit. What should I do with it? hmmm?
Well....
- Take it to school and replace it for someones JELLO.
- Put it in a plastic bag, to simulate that "pussy" feeling.
- Use it as hard on cream.
- Throw it at people.
- Add some gasoline to it, and torch it.
- Flush it down the toilets at school, and they will think that
it's some strange phenominum that the drains are screwed.
- Color it green, and lay it on the desk, and make it look like
you had a snot shot (blasting a booger out on side of a nose..)
- Smear it on walls.
- Drop it in someones pool (it floats, if it's not too thick.)
- Tell your parents you were out playing, and found a nuclear
waste container.
OTHER
Ah well...It's fun anyways. We are not responsible in what you do with
this crap. I seriously don't see what harm can come out of a little bit
of slime. Oh well... Have phun.
Note : This "stuff" is hardly anything like that crap called Ekto Plazm
(Ghostbuster slime stuff.). This is just a slime kind of thing,
that defies Newton's 3rd law of motion. Try it, slam your hand
into it. If it's good. It will not splatter. Later.
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