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Quotes from the X- FILES
Acknowledgements go to Fox TV (X-Files) and CompuServe.
Anything written here relating to anything anybody else has said
living dead, or alien is purely coincidental.
LITTLE GREEN MEN (2.1)
Mulder: 4 dollars for the first hour of parking is criminal! What
you got better be worth at least 45 minutes.
Mulder: Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question.
Mulder: No-ho on the rojo!
THE HOST (2.2)
Mulder(handing agent a bag of sunflower seeds): Treat yourself.
(ankle deep in sewer)
cop: Watch yourself!
Mulder: Yeah, Wouldn't want to STEP in anything.
cop: They say it cuts the smell if you don't breathe
through your mouth. (sic)
Mulder: They lie.
Mulder: I should warn you I'm experiencing violent
impulses.
Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances.
Mulder: You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through
it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles.
Mulder: This isn't where you tell me some terrible story
about sushi, is it?
Scully: Maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a
nice rare steak.
Mulder: So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?
Mulder: Well, that's good. I didn't want to have to tell Skinner
that his murder suspect was a giant blood-sucking worm.
Mulder: I should warn you I reek a bit of the sewer.
Scully: I'll take my chances.
BLOOD (2.3)
Mulder: There have been reported abductee-paranoia in UFO
mass abduction cases.
Scully: I was wondering when you'd get to that.
Mulder (glove on hand): Pardon my rubber.
Lone Gunman member: ...video camera. Small enough to be
placed on the back of a fly.
Mulder: Imagine being one of those flys on the wall of
the Oval Office.
straight-laced LG member: Been there. Done that.
LG member: Obviously, you haven't read our August edition
of The Lone Gunman.
Mulder: Oh sorry boys, it arrived the same day as my
subscription to Celebrity Skin.
Froehicke: So Mulder, where's your little partner?
Mulder: She couldn't come. She was afraid of her love for
you.
Mulder: He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is
dead.
Scully: Controlled by who? By the Government? By a corporation?
By reticulans?
SLEEPLESS (2.4)
Krycek: I don't appreciate being ditched like someone's
bad date.
Mulder: Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Krycek: Where do you get off copping this attitude?!
I mean.. you don't know the first thing about me!
Mulder: Exactly.
Krycek: You know, back at the Academy, some of the guys
used to make fun of you.
Mulder: Oh stop it, or you're going to hurt MY feelings!
Mulder: Well.. unless they got to his appendix through his neck.
Krycek: Puts a whole new spin on virtual reality.
DUANE BARRY (2.5)
Cassum: You really believe in that stuff, Agent Mulder?
Mulder: Is that a problem?
Krycek: Is there anything I can do?
Cassum: Yeah. What's your name again?
Krycek: Krycek.
Cassum: Krycek... have you got your notepad?
(Krycek gets out his notepad)
Cassum: Grande. 2% cappucino with vanilla. Agent Rich?
ASCENSION (2.6)
Agent ?: What are you so paranoid about, Mulder?
Mulder: Oh I don't know, maybe it's because I find it
hard to trust anyone.
"3" (2.7)
Frank: I'll only talk to him (Mulder).
detective (to Mulder): Lucky you.
Frank: Don't you want to live forever?
Mulder: Not if drawstring pants come back into style.
Mulder: In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son.
detective: What if he turns into a bat and flies out through the
bars?
Coroner (extracting evidence from body, uniquely): An old
coroner's trick.
Mulder: I can make a quarter appear from behind your ear.
detective: All this time I've been putting raspberry sauce on ice
cream.
ONE BREATH (2.8)
LG member: Good work sneaking out these charts.
Froehicke: Stuffed 'em in my pants.
Mulder: Plenty of room down there.
"Garth": We're all hoppin' on the Internet to nitpik the
scientific inaccuracies of Earth2.
Mulder: I'm doing my laundry.
Mulder: Is this about the tooth that was found in the cafeteria
jello.
New DT: Your plane ticket.
Mulder: But we barely know each other.
Skinner: When I started out this room was where they kept
the copier.
Mulder: At least back then it wasn't just wasted space.
Melanie: Just because it's positive and good doesn't make it
silly or trite.
Mulder: I brought you a present. Superstars Of The
Superbowl.
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.
That's it! (so far) :) DW
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