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Top 10 Star Trek: TNG Accidents
TOP TEN ACCIDENTS ON THE STAR TREK:THE NEXT GENERATION SET
(with apologies to LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN):
10. Tour group mauled after teasing Jonathan Frakes during
feeding time.
9. Marina's corset snaps, knocks out entire bridge crew.
8. High-powered floor waxer runs amok, kills an extra.
7. Marina electrocuted by frayed mike cord, decides to leave her
hair that way.
6. Majel Barrett goes into the super-duper Betazoid "phase."
5. A series of suspicious toupee and wig fires; Captain is seen
smiling.
4. Unwrapping of forgotten Diana Muldaur tuna sandwich knocks
out several staffers.
3. Practical joker puts Crazy Glue on Geordi's VISOR.
2. Guest on ARSENIO HALL's "homicidal pyromaniacs" segment
wanders into wrong studio.
1. Glare from Patrick Stewart's head blinds boom operator.
Uploaded with permission from publisher and editor
William S. McCullars. Reprinted from IMZADI Volume I, No.IV
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